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[–] 223 points 2 years ago* (4 children)

Power move

I'd totally do this on purpose

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    [–] 146 points 2 years ago* (4 children)

    I do 3D scanning for one of the more popular high end sites. The guys coat their junk in smooth on & pour silicon in the resulting plaster mold, then send that to me to scan, embedded pubes & all. Not my favorite job but it’s an honest living. Just wish they’d send me some silicon vaginas every once in a while.

    Edit: Oh, and Yvette knew exactly wtf she was doing

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  • [–] 94 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Edit: Oh, and Yvette knew exactly wtf she was doing

    Yeah, who keeps a dildo on their bookshelf on full display, unless they want it to be seen?

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    Nothing’s wrong with dildos, but it has to be pretty embarrassing to show the world that you read books

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  • [–] 89 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    That's why I only fill my bookshelf with bad dragon toys

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  • [–] 55 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Just imagine the wobble that goes through this array of assorted dragon dicks when someone bumps that shelf.

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  • [–] 37 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I wouldn't exactly put dildos and professionalism in the same category

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  • [–] 141 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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    [–] 120 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    What? She likes sex? Such a freak! What a scandal! /i

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  • [–] 103 points 2 years ago (9 children)

    Having sex toys in a professional setting is... Unprofessional.

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago

    I mean it looks like an office in their home, which is where such an error is completely understandable and forgiveable

    Also, in the right context and to the right person a slightly-comically proportioned phalace can be a very funny and heartfelt gift especially when paired with a good punchline. I have a relative who works for the government, and received a penis-shaped bottle opener as a gift from a colleague in another agency after working a long-term project together with the attached commentary that his team wasn't the easiest to work with. Knowing the recipient plus how he loves to pull it out and tell the story every chance he gets, it's probably the best gift that he could've gotten.

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Her liking sex/masturbation isn't bad. It's just kinda awkward to accidentally let millions of people see your sex toys.

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    [–] 67 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Either 100% deliberate or a prank by a mate. Either way. Win.

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  • [–] 65 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Girthy little guy, isn't he?

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  • [–] 58 points 2 years ago

    Good for her.

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  • [–] 47 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    .... I'm not even upset. That's impressive. Quite a specimen she has there. Very nice.

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    [–] 46 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Genuine question because I have no idea who that is, did she do this on purpose so that people would be fished into watching the video and therefore listening to what she is saying there?

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago

    She went on the BBC (no pun intended) to talk about her problems finding employment.

    So it's possible but my spidey sense is she's doing it for a laugh.

    However normal reminder, don't put anything in backgrounds that you don't want screen capped and sent first to your colleagues and subsequently to the world. Aka passwords, pin numbers, phone numbers, notes, org charts, technical artefacts or business sensitive information (including whiteboards)

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  • [–] 44 points 2 years ago

    Fuckin coke can of a dong

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  • [–] 40 points 2 years ago

    A dildo, OUTRAGEOUS! Bring the fainting bed!

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  • [–] 29 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Thousands of sensitive alpha males suddenly feel inadequate.

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    [–] 28 points 2 years ago

    A BWC on BBC.

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  • [–] 26 points 2 years ago*

    I've heard people say "the BBC".

    I've heard people say "BBC News".

    Ive never heard anyone say "the BBC News".

    ...

    and that cock isn't even black.

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  • [–] 24 points 2 years ago

    What's the point of having a Horga'hn if you don't display it.

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago

    In the search for a mate, it's important to set certain expectations early on.

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago

    Nothing wrong with it but still embarrassing

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago

    I swear I've seen this before, like pre-YouTube or circa 2001. i even remember the woman only lasting a few minutes on the forum that was scrutinizing it because she didn't seem to be aware of trolls. if this is a recent interview then maybe it was done as some sort of homage. only way i would have come across it back then was if someone threw up a link in general chat on pirat4x4.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    The only negative thing I see there is Brian's rather backwards moralist judgement.

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