That's not what the bank told me

Yeah, pretty much.

The whole thing about guys not stoping to ask for directions and never reading instructions for assembling things all comes out of that generation where you never left home unless you knew where you were going, and everyone had basic level carpentry, plumbing, and electrical skills because had built a barn or assembled a kit house or installed a sink before.

Hand someone from that generation a manual of a swedish amorphic blob giving you a thumbs up to assemble an IKEA end table and they're like "yeah I don't need that". It's not about the end goal of having a table. It's about having the knowledge to assemble the table. What is this part? How is it used? What would it do if I put it here vs there?

Interesting, maybe it's a perception thing? UHT is supposed to be shelf stable for like 6-9 months, although it might last even longer if refrigerated. I'd imagine I'd your area's milk is normally refrigerated, then it could be hard to sell UHT milk to someone if it's not even in the cooler at time of purchase.

Regular refrigerated shelf milk is not brought to the boiling temperature. It is brought to 71.5 C / 160.7 F for 15 seconds. The boiling temperature of milk is around 95 C.

ultra high temperature pasteurized milk is brought way above the boiling point (135 C) for 2 seconds, but you won't find that in the refrigerated section. It will be sitting in a carton in an unrefrigerated aisle.

I'm your back door lover

Can you feel the Holy Spirit inside you?

What about if your palm was bigger than your face?

Conservatives like to call the West Coast the left coast. It's their little way of making fun of progressive states.

"I know my ri-"

Trump would be okay with that because it's still a fuck you to the left coast.

At least 2...

I actually stopped using mine a long time ago, and every time I get a new laptop, I remove it. Not because I hate it, but because I like it. Even after modifying the acceleration settings to where I like them though, the repeated stress of pushing on the nub eventually start to develop dendonitis in my finger.

After I've trained myself to only use the trackpad I put the nub back on. Partly because it's so iconic it just looks wrong without it, and partly because I want to avoid conversations with guest about my growing clit graveyard (although I guess I could just not leave them in a cup on the coffee table where everyone can see)