▲ 846 ▼ Fake news, fake penis... (startrek.website) submitted 2 years ago by AnonWyo@startrek.website to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 117 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] notsofunnycomment@mander.xyz 142 points 2 years ago (2 children) What’s wrong with that. permalink fedilink source hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 287 points 2 years ago (1 child) Nothing’s wrong with dildos, but it has to be pretty embarrassing to show the world that you read books permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 89 points 2 years ago (2 children) That's why I only fill my bookshelf with bad dragon toys permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Norgur@kbin.social 55 points 2 years ago (1 child) Just imagine the wobble that goes through this array of assorted dragon dicks when someone bumps that shelf. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world 39 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) I want nothing more than to sporadically think of this throughout the day today Edit: Imagine my equal delight and disappointment to realize we weren’t talking about actual tiny dragon toys permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] PopMyCop@iusearchlinux.fyi 9 points 2 years ago Oh. Oh, you poor innocent soul. Sometimes I wish for the days of fancy and wonder to come back to me. You keep thinking the best thoughts! permalink fedilink source parent [–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) Look at Richie Rich over here being able to afford even a single Bad Dragon permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago Black Friday was my gateway, a werewolf boy for cheap. Then, discontinued toys back for a 'until they're gone' surprise sale, and you know I was getting myself a Liger or two. Then when I needed a bag a few years ago, oh look they have that too, oh and condoms and stickers... They have holiday cock lights, too now! Once you are a connoisseur, you never leave. permalink fedilink source parent [–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 37 points 2 years ago (2 children) I wouldn't exactly put dildos and professionalism in the same category permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] AnonWyo@startrek.website [S] 53 points 2 years ago (5 children) Depends on the profession, I suppose. Do dildo testers have a union? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 10 child comments replies: [–] Norgur@kbin.social 25 points 2 years ago (3 children) what about dildo producers? Dildo designers? Dildo community managers? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] far_university1990@feddit.de 13 points 2 years ago bad dragon has merch permalink fedilink source parent [–] swab148@startrek.website 9 points 2 years ago (1 child) I need a FOSS dildo manager permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Jorgelino@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children) You've led me on quite the rabbit hole of sex toy technology, kind stranger. Here are some of my finds: First, a simple bluetooth sex toy app: https://github.com/dreadhonk/ToyControl.git Connecting sex toys to several ero games: https://github.com/Sauceke/LoveMachine.git Connecting sex toys to your VRChat avatar: https://github.com/SutekhVRC/VibeCheck.git Transmitting Morse code via buttplug vibrations (For your chess cheating needs) : https://github.com/RonSijm/ButtFish.git And my favorite: Connecting sex toys vibrations to kills in Team Fortress 2: https://github.com/fionafibration/team-frotress-2 As a bonus, i also learned the term Teledildonics, which is cool. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) Think about the cybersecurity implications - how many people get cheap shitty sex toys (jelly toys aren’t sanitizable btw 🤢). There’s already a lot of issues with smart lights, fridges, having default root passwords or already shipped compromised… now you can have a botnet inside your butt. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 11 points 2 years ago (1 child) Buttnet, surely? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago As long as it’s got a flared base. permalink fedilink source parent [–] tauonite@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago You can't just talk about teledildonics without mentioning the great buttplug.io. Its creator even has notifications set up for when someone mentions teledildonics on Reddit (maybe not anymore, haha). Many games have support for it through a mod and IIRC one officially released a 'sex update' to support buttplug.io. Not a sex game, by the way. permalink fedilink source parent [–] rwhitisissle@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago Don't forget the programmers! (teledildonics) permalink fedilink source parent [–] MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 child) Not sure, we’re mostly self employed and really work out at the end of the day permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) I hear it has its ups and downs permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Shane_McGoomy@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Lots of in, lotta outs… permalink fedilink source parent [–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago* Be the change you want to see in the world, I believe in you permalink fedilink source parent [–] monsterpiece42@reddthat.com 2 points 2 years ago No, they are in the business of getting fucked so a union would be a bad fit for them. permalink fedilink source parent [–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 1 point 2 years ago* I wanna test condoms but they probably use dildos permalink fedilink source parent [–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 28 points 2 years ago (1 child) There's professional porn actor and prostitute probably. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago Well, shit. Touche. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 287 points 2 years ago (1 child) Nothing’s wrong with dildos, but it has to be pretty embarrassing to show the world that you read books permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 89 points 2 years ago (2 children) That's why I only fill my bookshelf with bad dragon toys permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Norgur@kbin.social 55 points 2 years ago (1 child) Just imagine the wobble that goes through this array of assorted dragon dicks when someone bumps that shelf. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world 39 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) I want nothing more than to sporadically think of this throughout the day today Edit: Imagine my equal delight and disappointment to realize we weren’t talking about actual tiny dragon toys permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] PopMyCop@iusearchlinux.fyi 9 points 2 years ago Oh. Oh, you poor innocent soul. Sometimes I wish for the days of fancy and wonder to come back to me. You keep thinking the best thoughts! permalink fedilink source parent [–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) Look at Richie Rich over here being able to afford even a single Bad Dragon permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago Black Friday was my gateway, a werewolf boy for cheap. Then, discontinued toys back for a 'until they're gone' surprise sale, and you know I was getting myself a Liger or two. Then when I needed a bag a few years ago, oh look they have that too, oh and condoms and stickers... They have holiday cock lights, too now! Once you are a connoisseur, you never leave. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 89 points 2 years ago (2 children) That's why I only fill my bookshelf with bad dragon toys permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Norgur@kbin.social 55 points 2 years ago (1 child) Just imagine the wobble that goes through this array of assorted dragon dicks when someone bumps that shelf. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world 39 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) I want nothing more than to sporadically think of this throughout the day today Edit: Imagine my equal delight and disappointment to realize we weren’t talking about actual tiny dragon toys permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] PopMyCop@iusearchlinux.fyi 9 points 2 years ago Oh. Oh, you poor innocent soul. Sometimes I wish for the days of fancy and wonder to come back to me. You keep thinking the best thoughts! permalink fedilink source parent [–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) Look at Richie Rich over here being able to afford even a single Bad Dragon permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago Black Friday was my gateway, a werewolf boy for cheap. Then, discontinued toys back for a 'until they're gone' surprise sale, and you know I was getting myself a Liger or two. Then when I needed a bag a few years ago, oh look they have that too, oh and condoms and stickers... They have holiday cock lights, too now! Once you are a connoisseur, you never leave. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Norgur@kbin.social 55 points 2 years ago (1 child) Just imagine the wobble that goes through this array of assorted dragon dicks when someone bumps that shelf. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world 39 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) I want nothing more than to sporadically think of this throughout the day today Edit: Imagine my equal delight and disappointment to realize we weren’t talking about actual tiny dragon toys permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] PopMyCop@iusearchlinux.fyi 9 points 2 years ago Oh. Oh, you poor innocent soul. Sometimes I wish for the days of fancy and wonder to come back to me. You keep thinking the best thoughts! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world 39 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) I want nothing more than to sporadically think of this throughout the day today Edit: Imagine my equal delight and disappointment to realize we weren’t talking about actual tiny dragon toys permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] PopMyCop@iusearchlinux.fyi 9 points 2 years ago Oh. Oh, you poor innocent soul. Sometimes I wish for the days of fancy and wonder to come back to me. You keep thinking the best thoughts! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] PopMyCop@iusearchlinux.fyi 9 points 2 years ago Oh. Oh, you poor innocent soul. Sometimes I wish for the days of fancy and wonder to come back to me. You keep thinking the best thoughts! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) Look at Richie Rich over here being able to afford even a single Bad Dragon permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago Black Friday was my gateway, a werewolf boy for cheap. Then, discontinued toys back for a 'until they're gone' surprise sale, and you know I was getting myself a Liger or two. Then when I needed a bag a few years ago, oh look they have that too, oh and condoms and stickers... They have holiday cock lights, too now! Once you are a connoisseur, you never leave. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago Black Friday was my gateway, a werewolf boy for cheap. Then, discontinued toys back for a 'until they're gone' surprise sale, and you know I was getting myself a Liger or two. Then when I needed a bag a few years ago, oh look they have that too, oh and condoms and stickers... They have holiday cock lights, too now! Once you are a connoisseur, you never leave. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 37 points 2 years ago (2 children) I wouldn't exactly put dildos and professionalism in the same category permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] AnonWyo@startrek.website [S] 53 points 2 years ago (5 children) Depends on the profession, I suppose. Do dildo testers have a union? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 10 child comments replies: [–] Norgur@kbin.social 25 points 2 years ago (3 children) what about dildo producers? Dildo designers? Dildo community managers? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] far_university1990@feddit.de 13 points 2 years ago bad dragon has merch permalink fedilink source parent [–] swab148@startrek.website 9 points 2 years ago (1 child) I need a FOSS dildo manager permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Jorgelino@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children) You've led me on quite the rabbit hole of sex toy technology, kind stranger. Here are some of my finds: First, a simple bluetooth sex toy app: https://github.com/dreadhonk/ToyControl.git Connecting sex toys to several ero games: https://github.com/Sauceke/LoveMachine.git Connecting sex toys to your VRChat avatar: https://github.com/SutekhVRC/VibeCheck.git Transmitting Morse code via buttplug vibrations (For your chess cheating needs) : https://github.com/RonSijm/ButtFish.git And my favorite: Connecting sex toys vibrations to kills in Team Fortress 2: https://github.com/fionafibration/team-frotress-2 As a bonus, i also learned the term Teledildonics, which is cool. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) Think about the cybersecurity implications - how many people get cheap shitty sex toys (jelly toys aren’t sanitizable btw 🤢). There’s already a lot of issues with smart lights, fridges, having default root passwords or already shipped compromised… now you can have a botnet inside your butt. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 11 points 2 years ago (1 child) Buttnet, surely? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago As long as it’s got a flared base. permalink fedilink source parent [–] tauonite@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago You can't just talk about teledildonics without mentioning the great buttplug.io. Its creator even has notifications set up for when someone mentions teledildonics on Reddit (maybe not anymore, haha). Many games have support for it through a mod and IIRC one officially released a 'sex update' to support buttplug.io. Not a sex game, by the way. permalink fedilink source parent [–] rwhitisissle@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago Don't forget the programmers! (teledildonics) permalink fedilink source parent [–] MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 child) Not sure, we’re mostly self employed and really work out at the end of the day permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) I hear it has its ups and downs permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Shane_McGoomy@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Lots of in, lotta outs… permalink fedilink source parent [–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago* Be the change you want to see in the world, I believe in you permalink fedilink source parent [–] monsterpiece42@reddthat.com 2 points 2 years ago No, they are in the business of getting fucked so a union would be a bad fit for them. permalink fedilink source parent [–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 1 point 2 years ago* I wanna test condoms but they probably use dildos permalink fedilink source parent [–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 28 points 2 years ago (1 child) There's professional porn actor and prostitute probably. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago Well, shit. Touche. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website [S] 53 points 2 years ago (5 children) Depends on the profession, I suppose. Do dildo testers have a union? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 10 child comments replies: [–] Norgur@kbin.social 25 points 2 years ago (3 children) what about dildo producers? Dildo designers? Dildo community managers? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] far_university1990@feddit.de 13 points 2 years ago bad dragon has merch permalink fedilink source parent [–] swab148@startrek.website 9 points 2 years ago (1 child) I need a FOSS dildo manager permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Jorgelino@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children) You've led me on quite the rabbit hole of sex toy technology, kind stranger. Here are some of my finds: First, a simple bluetooth sex toy app: https://github.com/dreadhonk/ToyControl.git Connecting sex toys to several ero games: https://github.com/Sauceke/LoveMachine.git Connecting sex toys to your VRChat avatar: https://github.com/SutekhVRC/VibeCheck.git Transmitting Morse code via buttplug vibrations (For your chess cheating needs) : https://github.com/RonSijm/ButtFish.git And my favorite: Connecting sex toys vibrations to kills in Team Fortress 2: https://github.com/fionafibration/team-frotress-2 As a bonus, i also learned the term Teledildonics, which is cool. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) Think about the cybersecurity implications - how many people get cheap shitty sex toys (jelly toys aren’t sanitizable btw 🤢). There’s already a lot of issues with smart lights, fridges, having default root passwords or already shipped compromised… now you can have a botnet inside your butt. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 11 points 2 years ago (1 child) Buttnet, surely? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago As long as it’s got a flared base. permalink fedilink source parent [–] tauonite@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago You can't just talk about teledildonics without mentioning the great buttplug.io. Its creator even has notifications set up for when someone mentions teledildonics on Reddit (maybe not anymore, haha). Many games have support for it through a mod and IIRC one officially released a 'sex update' to support buttplug.io. Not a sex game, by the way. permalink fedilink source parent [–] rwhitisissle@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago Don't forget the programmers! (teledildonics) permalink fedilink source parent [–] MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 child) Not sure, we’re mostly self employed and really work out at the end of the day permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) I hear it has its ups and downs permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Shane_McGoomy@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Lots of in, lotta outs… permalink fedilink source parent [–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago* Be the change you want to see in the world, I believe in you permalink fedilink source parent [–] monsterpiece42@reddthat.com 2 points 2 years ago No, they are in the business of getting fucked so a union would be a bad fit for them. permalink fedilink source parent [–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 1 point 2 years ago* I wanna test condoms but they probably use dildos permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Norgur@kbin.social 25 points 2 years ago (3 children) what about dildo producers? Dildo designers? Dildo community managers? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] far_university1990@feddit.de 13 points 2 years ago bad dragon has merch permalink fedilink source parent [–] swab148@startrek.website 9 points 2 years ago (1 child) I need a FOSS dildo manager permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Jorgelino@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children) You've led me on quite the rabbit hole of sex toy technology, kind stranger. Here are some of my finds: First, a simple bluetooth sex toy app: https://github.com/dreadhonk/ToyControl.git Connecting sex toys to several ero games: https://github.com/Sauceke/LoveMachine.git Connecting sex toys to your VRChat avatar: https://github.com/SutekhVRC/VibeCheck.git Transmitting Morse code via buttplug vibrations (For your chess cheating needs) : https://github.com/RonSijm/ButtFish.git And my favorite: Connecting sex toys vibrations to kills in Team Fortress 2: https://github.com/fionafibration/team-frotress-2 As a bonus, i also learned the term Teledildonics, which is cool. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) Think about the cybersecurity implications - how many people get cheap shitty sex toys (jelly toys aren’t sanitizable btw 🤢). There’s already a lot of issues with smart lights, fridges, having default root passwords or already shipped compromised… now you can have a botnet inside your butt. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 11 points 2 years ago (1 child) Buttnet, surely? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago As long as it’s got a flared base. permalink fedilink source parent [–] tauonite@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago You can't just talk about teledildonics without mentioning the great buttplug.io. Its creator even has notifications set up for when someone mentions teledildonics on Reddit (maybe not anymore, haha). Many games have support for it through a mod and IIRC one officially released a 'sex update' to support buttplug.io. Not a sex game, by the way. permalink fedilink source parent [–] rwhitisissle@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago Don't forget the programmers! (teledildonics) permalink fedilink source parent
[–] far_university1990@feddit.de 13 points 2 years ago bad dragon has merch permalink fedilink source parent
[–] swab148@startrek.website 9 points 2 years ago (1 child) I need a FOSS dildo manager permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Jorgelino@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children) You've led me on quite the rabbit hole of sex toy technology, kind stranger. Here are some of my finds: First, a simple bluetooth sex toy app: https://github.com/dreadhonk/ToyControl.git Connecting sex toys to several ero games: https://github.com/Sauceke/LoveMachine.git Connecting sex toys to your VRChat avatar: https://github.com/SutekhVRC/VibeCheck.git Transmitting Morse code via buttplug vibrations (For your chess cheating needs) : https://github.com/RonSijm/ButtFish.git And my favorite: Connecting sex toys vibrations to kills in Team Fortress 2: https://github.com/fionafibration/team-frotress-2 As a bonus, i also learned the term Teledildonics, which is cool. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) Think about the cybersecurity implications - how many people get cheap shitty sex toys (jelly toys aren’t sanitizable btw 🤢). There’s already a lot of issues with smart lights, fridges, having default root passwords or already shipped compromised… now you can have a botnet inside your butt. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 11 points 2 years ago (1 child) Buttnet, surely? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago As long as it’s got a flared base. permalink fedilink source parent [–] tauonite@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago You can't just talk about teledildonics without mentioning the great buttplug.io. Its creator even has notifications set up for when someone mentions teledildonics on Reddit (maybe not anymore, haha). Many games have support for it through a mod and IIRC one officially released a 'sex update' to support buttplug.io. Not a sex game, by the way. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Jorgelino@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children) You've led me on quite the rabbit hole of sex toy technology, kind stranger. Here are some of my finds: First, a simple bluetooth sex toy app: https://github.com/dreadhonk/ToyControl.git Connecting sex toys to several ero games: https://github.com/Sauceke/LoveMachine.git Connecting sex toys to your VRChat avatar: https://github.com/SutekhVRC/VibeCheck.git Transmitting Morse code via buttplug vibrations (For your chess cheating needs) : https://github.com/RonSijm/ButtFish.git And my favorite: Connecting sex toys vibrations to kills in Team Fortress 2: https://github.com/fionafibration/team-frotress-2 As a bonus, i also learned the term Teledildonics, which is cool. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) Think about the cybersecurity implications - how many people get cheap shitty sex toys (jelly toys aren’t sanitizable btw 🤢). There’s already a lot of issues with smart lights, fridges, having default root passwords or already shipped compromised… now you can have a botnet inside your butt. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 11 points 2 years ago (1 child) Buttnet, surely? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago As long as it’s got a flared base. permalink fedilink source parent [–] tauonite@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago You can't just talk about teledildonics without mentioning the great buttplug.io. Its creator even has notifications set up for when someone mentions teledildonics on Reddit (maybe not anymore, haha). Many games have support for it through a mod and IIRC one officially released a 'sex update' to support buttplug.io. Not a sex game, by the way. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) Think about the cybersecurity implications - how many people get cheap shitty sex toys (jelly toys aren’t sanitizable btw 🤢). There’s already a lot of issues with smart lights, fridges, having default root passwords or already shipped compromised… now you can have a botnet inside your butt. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 11 points 2 years ago (1 child) Buttnet, surely? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago As long as it’s got a flared base. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 11 points 2 years ago (1 child) Buttnet, surely? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago As long as it’s got a flared base. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago As long as it’s got a flared base. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] tauonite@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago You can't just talk about teledildonics without mentioning the great buttplug.io. Its creator even has notifications set up for when someone mentions teledildonics on Reddit (maybe not anymore, haha). Many games have support for it through a mod and IIRC one officially released a 'sex update' to support buttplug.io. Not a sex game, by the way. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] rwhitisissle@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago Don't forget the programmers! (teledildonics) permalink fedilink source parent
[–] MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 child) Not sure, we’re mostly self employed and really work out at the end of the day permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) I hear it has its ups and downs permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Shane_McGoomy@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Lots of in, lotta outs… permalink fedilink source parent
[–] dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) I hear it has its ups and downs permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Shane_McGoomy@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Lots of in, lotta outs… permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Shane_McGoomy@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Lots of in, lotta outs… permalink fedilink source parent
[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago* Be the change you want to see in the world, I believe in you permalink fedilink source parent
[–] monsterpiece42@reddthat.com 2 points 2 years ago No, they are in the business of getting fucked so a union would be a bad fit for them. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 1 point 2 years ago* I wanna test condoms but they probably use dildos permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 28 points 2 years ago (1 child) There's professional porn actor and prostitute probably. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago Well, shit. Touche. permalink fedilink source parent
