▲ 846 ▼ Fake news, fake penis... (startrek.website) submitted 2 years ago by AnonWyo@startrek.website to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 117 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website [S] 53 points 2 years ago (5 children) Depends on the profession, I suppose. Do dildo testers have a union? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 10 child comments replies: [–] Norgur@kbin.social 25 points 2 years ago (3 children) what about dildo producers? Dildo designers? Dildo community managers? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] far_university1990@feddit.de 13 points 2 years ago bad dragon has merch permalink fedilink source parent [–] swab148@startrek.website 9 points 2 years ago (1 child) I need a FOSS dildo manager permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Jorgelino@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children) You've led me on quite the rabbit hole of sex toy technology, kind stranger. Here are some of my finds: First, a simple bluetooth sex toy app: https://github.com/dreadhonk/ToyControl.git Connecting sex toys to several ero games: https://github.com/Sauceke/LoveMachine.git Connecting sex toys to your VRChat avatar: https://github.com/SutekhVRC/VibeCheck.git Transmitting Morse code via buttplug vibrations (For your chess cheating needs) : https://github.com/RonSijm/ButtFish.git And my favorite: Connecting sex toys vibrations to kills in Team Fortress 2: https://github.com/fionafibration/team-frotress-2 As a bonus, i also learned the term Teledildonics, which is cool. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) Think about the cybersecurity implications - how many people get cheap shitty sex toys (jelly toys aren’t sanitizable btw 🤢). There’s already a lot of issues with smart lights, fridges, having default root passwords or already shipped compromised… now you can have a botnet inside your butt. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 11 points 2 years ago (1 child) Buttnet, surely? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago As long as it’s got a flared base. permalink fedilink source parent [–] tauonite@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago You can't just talk about teledildonics without mentioning the great buttplug.io. Its creator even has notifications set up for when someone mentions teledildonics on Reddit (maybe not anymore, haha). Many games have support for it through a mod and IIRC one officially released a 'sex update' to support buttplug.io. Not a sex game, by the way. permalink fedilink source parent [–] rwhitisissle@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago Don't forget the programmers! (teledildonics) permalink fedilink source parent [–] MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 child) Not sure, we’re mostly self employed and really work out at the end of the day permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) I hear it has its ups and downs permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Shane_McGoomy@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Lots of in, lotta outs… permalink fedilink source parent [–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago* Be the change you want to see in the world, I believe in you permalink fedilink source parent [–] monsterpiece42@reddthat.com 2 points 2 years ago No, they are in the business of getting fucked so a union would be a bad fit for them. permalink fedilink source parent [–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 1 point 2 years ago* I wanna test condoms but they probably use dildos permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Norgur@kbin.social 25 points 2 years ago (3 children) what about dildo producers? Dildo designers? Dildo community managers? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] far_university1990@feddit.de 13 points 2 years ago bad dragon has merch permalink fedilink source parent [–] swab148@startrek.website 9 points 2 years ago (1 child) I need a FOSS dildo manager permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Jorgelino@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children) You've led me on quite the rabbit hole of sex toy technology, kind stranger. Here are some of my finds: First, a simple bluetooth sex toy app: https://github.com/dreadhonk/ToyControl.git Connecting sex toys to several ero games: https://github.com/Sauceke/LoveMachine.git Connecting sex toys to your VRChat avatar: https://github.com/SutekhVRC/VibeCheck.git Transmitting Morse code via buttplug vibrations (For your chess cheating needs) : https://github.com/RonSijm/ButtFish.git And my favorite: Connecting sex toys vibrations to kills in Team Fortress 2: https://github.com/fionafibration/team-frotress-2 As a bonus, i also learned the term Teledildonics, which is cool. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) Think about the cybersecurity implications - how many people get cheap shitty sex toys (jelly toys aren’t sanitizable btw 🤢). There’s already a lot of issues with smart lights, fridges, having default root passwords or already shipped compromised… now you can have a botnet inside your butt. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 11 points 2 years ago (1 child) Buttnet, surely? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago As long as it’s got a flared base. permalink fedilink source parent [–] tauonite@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago You can't just talk about teledildonics without mentioning the great buttplug.io. Its creator even has notifications set up for when someone mentions teledildonics on Reddit (maybe not anymore, haha). Many games have support for it through a mod and IIRC one officially released a 'sex update' to support buttplug.io. Not a sex game, by the way. permalink fedilink source parent [–] rwhitisissle@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago Don't forget the programmers! (teledildonics) permalink fedilink source parent
[–] far_university1990@feddit.de 13 points 2 years ago bad dragon has merch permalink fedilink source parent
[–] swab148@startrek.website 9 points 2 years ago (1 child) I need a FOSS dildo manager permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Jorgelino@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children) You've led me on quite the rabbit hole of sex toy technology, kind stranger. Here are some of my finds: First, a simple bluetooth sex toy app: https://github.com/dreadhonk/ToyControl.git Connecting sex toys to several ero games: https://github.com/Sauceke/LoveMachine.git Connecting sex toys to your VRChat avatar: https://github.com/SutekhVRC/VibeCheck.git Transmitting Morse code via buttplug vibrations (For your chess cheating needs) : https://github.com/RonSijm/ButtFish.git And my favorite: Connecting sex toys vibrations to kills in Team Fortress 2: https://github.com/fionafibration/team-frotress-2 As a bonus, i also learned the term Teledildonics, which is cool. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) Think about the cybersecurity implications - how many people get cheap shitty sex toys (jelly toys aren’t sanitizable btw 🤢). There’s already a lot of issues with smart lights, fridges, having default root passwords or already shipped compromised… now you can have a botnet inside your butt. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 11 points 2 years ago (1 child) Buttnet, surely? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago As long as it’s got a flared base. permalink fedilink source parent [–] tauonite@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago You can't just talk about teledildonics without mentioning the great buttplug.io. Its creator even has notifications set up for when someone mentions teledildonics on Reddit (maybe not anymore, haha). Many games have support for it through a mod and IIRC one officially released a 'sex update' to support buttplug.io. Not a sex game, by the way. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Jorgelino@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children) You've led me on quite the rabbit hole of sex toy technology, kind stranger. Here are some of my finds: First, a simple bluetooth sex toy app: https://github.com/dreadhonk/ToyControl.git Connecting sex toys to several ero games: https://github.com/Sauceke/LoveMachine.git Connecting sex toys to your VRChat avatar: https://github.com/SutekhVRC/VibeCheck.git Transmitting Morse code via buttplug vibrations (For your chess cheating needs) : https://github.com/RonSijm/ButtFish.git And my favorite: Connecting sex toys vibrations to kills in Team Fortress 2: https://github.com/fionafibration/team-frotress-2 As a bonus, i also learned the term Teledildonics, which is cool. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) Think about the cybersecurity implications - how many people get cheap shitty sex toys (jelly toys aren’t sanitizable btw 🤢). There’s already a lot of issues with smart lights, fridges, having default root passwords or already shipped compromised… now you can have a botnet inside your butt. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 11 points 2 years ago (1 child) Buttnet, surely? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago As long as it’s got a flared base. permalink fedilink source parent [–] tauonite@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago You can't just talk about teledildonics without mentioning the great buttplug.io. Its creator even has notifications set up for when someone mentions teledildonics on Reddit (maybe not anymore, haha). Many games have support for it through a mod and IIRC one officially released a 'sex update' to support buttplug.io. Not a sex game, by the way. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) Think about the cybersecurity implications - how many people get cheap shitty sex toys (jelly toys aren’t sanitizable btw 🤢). There’s already a lot of issues with smart lights, fridges, having default root passwords or already shipped compromised… now you can have a botnet inside your butt. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 11 points 2 years ago (1 child) Buttnet, surely? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago As long as it’s got a flared base. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 11 points 2 years ago (1 child) Buttnet, surely? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago As long as it’s got a flared base. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago As long as it’s got a flared base. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] tauonite@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago You can't just talk about teledildonics without mentioning the great buttplug.io. Its creator even has notifications set up for when someone mentions teledildonics on Reddit (maybe not anymore, haha). Many games have support for it through a mod and IIRC one officially released a 'sex update' to support buttplug.io. Not a sex game, by the way. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] rwhitisissle@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago Don't forget the programmers! (teledildonics) permalink fedilink source parent
[–] MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 child) Not sure, we’re mostly self employed and really work out at the end of the day permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) I hear it has its ups and downs permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Shane_McGoomy@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Lots of in, lotta outs… permalink fedilink source parent
[–] dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) I hear it has its ups and downs permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Shane_McGoomy@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Lots of in, lotta outs… permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Shane_McGoomy@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Lots of in, lotta outs… permalink fedilink source parent
[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago* Be the change you want to see in the world, I believe in you permalink fedilink source parent
[–] monsterpiece42@reddthat.com 2 points 2 years ago No, they are in the business of getting fucked so a union would be a bad fit for them. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 1 point 2 years ago* I wanna test condoms but they probably use dildos permalink fedilink source parent
