▲ 846 ▼ Fake news, fake penis... (startrek.website) submitted 2 years ago by AnonWyo@startrek.website to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 117 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 287 points 2 years ago (1 child) Nothing’s wrong with dildos, but it has to be pretty embarrassing to show the world that you read books permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 89 points 2 years ago (2 children) That's why I only fill my bookshelf with bad dragon toys permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Norgur@kbin.social 55 points 2 years ago (1 child) Just imagine the wobble that goes through this array of assorted dragon dicks when someone bumps that shelf. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world 39 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) I want nothing more than to sporadically think of this throughout the day today Edit: Imagine my equal delight and disappointment to realize we weren’t talking about actual tiny dragon toys permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] PopMyCop@iusearchlinux.fyi 9 points 2 years ago Oh. Oh, you poor innocent soul. Sometimes I wish for the days of fancy and wonder to come back to me. You keep thinking the best thoughts! permalink fedilink source parent [–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) Look at Richie Rich over here being able to afford even a single Bad Dragon permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago Black Friday was my gateway, a werewolf boy for cheap. Then, discontinued toys back for a 'until they're gone' surprise sale, and you know I was getting myself a Liger or two. Then when I needed a bag a few years ago, oh look they have that too, oh and condoms and stickers... They have holiday cock lights, too now! Once you are a connoisseur, you never leave. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 89 points 2 years ago (2 children) That's why I only fill my bookshelf with bad dragon toys permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Norgur@kbin.social 55 points 2 years ago (1 child) Just imagine the wobble that goes through this array of assorted dragon dicks when someone bumps that shelf. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world 39 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) I want nothing more than to sporadically think of this throughout the day today Edit: Imagine my equal delight and disappointment to realize we weren’t talking about actual tiny dragon toys permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] PopMyCop@iusearchlinux.fyi 9 points 2 years ago Oh. Oh, you poor innocent soul. Sometimes I wish for the days of fancy and wonder to come back to me. You keep thinking the best thoughts! permalink fedilink source parent [–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) Look at Richie Rich over here being able to afford even a single Bad Dragon permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago Black Friday was my gateway, a werewolf boy for cheap. Then, discontinued toys back for a 'until they're gone' surprise sale, and you know I was getting myself a Liger or two. Then when I needed a bag a few years ago, oh look they have that too, oh and condoms and stickers... They have holiday cock lights, too now! Once you are a connoisseur, you never leave. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Norgur@kbin.social 55 points 2 years ago (1 child) Just imagine the wobble that goes through this array of assorted dragon dicks when someone bumps that shelf. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world 39 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) I want nothing more than to sporadically think of this throughout the day today Edit: Imagine my equal delight and disappointment to realize we weren’t talking about actual tiny dragon toys permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] PopMyCop@iusearchlinux.fyi 9 points 2 years ago Oh. Oh, you poor innocent soul. Sometimes I wish for the days of fancy and wonder to come back to me. You keep thinking the best thoughts! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world 39 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) I want nothing more than to sporadically think of this throughout the day today Edit: Imagine my equal delight and disappointment to realize we weren’t talking about actual tiny dragon toys permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] PopMyCop@iusearchlinux.fyi 9 points 2 years ago Oh. Oh, you poor innocent soul. Sometimes I wish for the days of fancy and wonder to come back to me. You keep thinking the best thoughts! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] PopMyCop@iusearchlinux.fyi 9 points 2 years ago Oh. Oh, you poor innocent soul. Sometimes I wish for the days of fancy and wonder to come back to me. You keep thinking the best thoughts! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) Look at Richie Rich over here being able to afford even a single Bad Dragon permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago Black Friday was my gateway, a werewolf boy for cheap. Then, discontinued toys back for a 'until they're gone' surprise sale, and you know I was getting myself a Liger or two. Then when I needed a bag a few years ago, oh look they have that too, oh and condoms and stickers... They have holiday cock lights, too now! Once you are a connoisseur, you never leave. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago Black Friday was my gateway, a werewolf boy for cheap. Then, discontinued toys back for a 'until they're gone' surprise sale, and you know I was getting myself a Liger or two. Then when I needed a bag a few years ago, oh look they have that too, oh and condoms and stickers... They have holiday cock lights, too now! Once you are a connoisseur, you never leave. permalink fedilink source parent
