It’s like a pet ballsack

The scrotum demands scritches.

Sentient ballsack

Poor bastard, born without quills and without pixels

This makes me wonder: if Sonic shaved his quills, would he go faster? 🤔

There is someone out there whose job is bald hedgehog masseuse

Cute, it looks like one of the Clangers.

Ok but which Norfolk?

As my brother joked when I showed him this:

"Damn, now he's just a hog."

Reminds me of the time a yellow jacket flew up my dear departed Harold's draws and stung him right on the sack.

Hey man bro, u got one of them pixels left? Maybe two?

Alf got fat.

i guess its a birth defect or something. he looks like a squishy ball

Looks like a half-ass-ed job.

But why the massages? Serious question

Is the hedgehog massages like that one the otter was getting the other day?

The weirdest tan egg I've ever seen.

So, a Sphinx cat? Or I guess that’s just how it originated, a recessive gene (or whatever) we coaxed into a breed of cats?

Do cats have white supremacists? Somehow, that’s some kind of chimpanzee idea.

The squonk

I hope he is not cold

This is what my brain imagines when I think the word puggle.

Before the viagra kicks in

You're looking at a nude egg.

Still not as cursed as hairless bears.

Hypothetically if I have a great-aunt who is 1/16th hedgehog, can I get in on this?