Wow, longtime trekkie here since original run of TOS. To me the first Kelvin movie was like a birthday present. PERFECT casting for one thing - it felt like watching my old friends' home movies from before I knew them. What didn't you like?
Jonathan Frakes never watched Star Trek as a kid either. He preferred Bonanza.
Yes, probably on Showtime back in the 80s.
Feline literacy programs are vastly underfunded.
It's just creative packaging for packs of 16 Tea Bags.
Zoom meetings have always been pants-optional.
LPT: blow on your mug of gin and tonic before carefully taking sips.
Or if you're old enough just think back to the mid-90s Internet, when conservatives still had 12:00 blinking on their VCRs.
It truly does look like an "apocalypse-proof tank" in the sense that it resembles a cheesy "car of the future" slapped together with sheet metal for a low-budget sci-fi flick. I think they were channeling Damnation Alley.

Wait, you mean I can no longer access all that human knowledge because chatgpt took it all away? OMFG
Not to be confused with Patch McGeddon, the grouchy but lovable engine mechanic in the Galactic Rangers novels.
written by Dean Koontz

