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[–] 41 points 14 hours ago (1 child)

LPT: blow on your mug of gin and tonic before carefully taking sips.

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  • [–] 14 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

    A screwdriver looks like orange juice when you can't smell it.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 hours ago

    Yep that's why it exists. American petroleum engineers and techs working in Arab states where alcohol is banned. It's also why it's called that since screwdrivers are used by almost everyone.

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  • [–] 3 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

    A screwdriver being the thing that drives screws?

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    That looks nothing like orange juice

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  • [–] 4 points 5 hours ago

    If they mention it, complain you don't make enough and have to buy really shitty, watery orange juice and they should be ashamed that they've humiliated you, etc... etc...

    Now you get to drink during calls AND you're making more money.

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  • [–] -1 points 11 hours ago (1 child)

    Maybe that's how it looks in the US. US-Americans don't consume natural things lol.

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  • Um. I don't remember the last thing I ate that I didn't make from scratch. I'm in California though, your argument applied more to my neighbors when I lived in Utah. I met this dude who made salsa from all canned ingredients and when he was done it was thinner than water. Nasty shit. Claimed to be from San Diego, but dude was adopted by the whitest whiteys that ever drank bleach.

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