Just say it was stolen from a poor immigrant child and he will get excited.

I had an Isuzu Trooper with an early multiport EFI setup on a 2.6 4ZE1 engine. It basically ran on controlled vacuum leaks. The easiest way anyone ever found to fix it was to remove it and swap in a carb setup from a 2.3 4ZD1 engine. I decided that when coping with a 1980's Isuzu the most effective way to solve all your problems was the radiator cap solution: Remove the radiator cap and hold it up, then drive another vehicle under it. Put the cap back on and it will run better.

That said, bike carbs are way simpler than on cars.

The problem here is multiple carbs.

My personal favorite is the carb setup on a Suzuki Intruder 1400. One down draft and one side draft. The idle speed is linked together with a cable. No vacuum nipples to put your guages on, but that's ok the guages won't help anyway.

Or I could ride my nightster with it's EFI.

Very true, somewhere nearby are crazy chicken people, they will have eggs from the most spoiled hens imaginable.

(Source: am crazy chicken person)

"The 2027 Protect The Children Act states that all US citizens must have an ID on file with Meta Inc."

This voter thinks that gas would have been cheaper and there wouldn't have been a paramilitary force grabbing people off the street if Kamala had won.

One of the weird problems car guys ran into in the 1990's was cars with non-functional R12 A/C. If you had one that had lost it's gas, that was it unless you could find someone's forgotten stash of white cylinders or wanted to circulate high pressure propane in front of and around an internal combustion engine.

Nowadays it's easy enough to change it over to R134a.

I might try that next time

I used to have a hive box, my bees were so nice and gave me the best honey ever.

I bought an EV recently, and Ive been asked a few times why I didn't get a Tesla. There's a wide range of reasons but the one that's the most fun to say is "I wanted a car made by a real car company".

I was going to comment that the only train I have personally seen hit something, hit a car.