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http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/data-2
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Future robot butlers are going to know so much about you that they will beg their makers for a hard reset.
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http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/dance-4
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And don't get me started on the transphobic twist.
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http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/legos
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In the final round, they pelt you with eggcorns.
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http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/alignment
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The worst thing is how every time you yell at it, it acknowledges your suffering and tries to hug you.
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http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/crawl
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I once joked about this back when twitter existed and a Twitter Dominatrix told me that she'd done it plenty of times.
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http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/bully-2
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And now I bully you with a wall of text.
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http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/sword-3
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Suddenly terrified that Matthew Wills already did this joke at some point.
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http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/poof
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Actually, things were at their best during the last year of my life when I had no responsibilities.
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