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Mass shooting at Bite of Seattle in c/seattle@lemmy.world
[–] [S] 9 points 13 hours ago

I'm getting texts from the rumors between the friends and family that were supposed to go there.

I cannot imagine the loss for the family of that kid. I would assume the same for the other person that died. So I'm guessing this week we're going to find out what the heck happened.

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    [–] [S] 12 points 13 hours ago

    Yesterday things looked great at the city center with the parade and such. Now my partner was invited to have dinner at this Bite of Seattle thing. However we were tired and they decided to go play cards with their friends instead. Apparently 6 people got shot and 2 died. Some people got hurt just from running away. Like yesterday we noticed a huge trip hazard in the median bushes. They divided it with a flexible plastic on posts. So if you run and not notice those things over the plants you're gonna eat some concrete.

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    Scenario....ring ring ring! It's farmers! (lemmy.today)
     

    Hello John, it's farmers! Just would like to apologize for the rate increase this month. But remember, we're a family and we are with you all the way. ...

    Ding! Gmail update! AliExpress: John try these aspirin-like pills daily! $0.35! Value pack $0.112 aspirin pills. New VR headset gaskets $35.54 Ornament for casket $5.93, tell someone you love how you sorry for them very much miss! $2.35 cards! Pampers $56.87

    Search results... sardines, sardine salad, diy sardines, sardine aquaponics, cardiac arrest while pregnant, a white paper investigating the pathways and links between the two medical conditions. Sardines in salad. Pampers $56.97 Amazon prime, we deliver today, aspirin and Pampers free shipping!

    Upgrade update! The Samsung app needs permissions to all your contacts...it's important to the function of your phone and watch ⌚. Motorola edge watch 360! All new heartbeat detector malfunction 0325.

    All new tonight! Have you been pregnant and with chest pains? Call Wegan the mighty Vegan! Need a lawyer for last rights, a priest lawyer for eminent deaths from pregnancy? Now back to the all new Netflix original miniseries, how I met your wife after a heart attack!

    Ping! You have....2 new messages. To listen to your new messages press 1, to delete press 7...

    Ping! Hey John! Guess what! I think I'm pregnant! We should talk. You want your watch back? You left it in my apartment. It's pretty cool but it is showing some errors 0325, whatever the heck that is...

    Ping! John, this is your doctor, your EKG results are in. Let's talk options. I've set up an appointment for you for Wednesday 21 2035, it's a few years from now. It's the first one I have available. Man I've been working nonstop for a good 10 years. Anyway sorry, not sure you can make it. Oops, I don't mean you're gonna die before the appointment, although.... Anyway, sorry, didn't mean...you know, well actually you don't know. Anyway, like I said let's talk options!

    Ring! Ring! Hey this is the coroner's office, we are on our way to pick up the deceased. Did you all need to recover some of John's personal belongings from the body before we pick it up?......No!..... okay great, we'll be there in a few minut....No! I mean this is is Joh, I'm naw fallin saw goo, need halp....912!

    911! Hello what's your emergency! .....yos, fello, I hink, I fabin a hag attack! A hag afack..... what sir, speak louder please I don't understand.....a hag attack! Mah fag no ticking na mo................sir! Hey if this is a prank call we're pressing charges! You have a good day! Stupid sonobabich! You know this is a public service and!....,oh heart attack! Ahhhh! Okay okay! Sir, where do you live? We need a cross street!......sir?....siiiierr!.... oops..... we'll just aaaaahhh...oh look another caller, bye!

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    Just parking... (lemmy.today)
     

    A dad parking his car horribly.....some onlookers notice his kids in the back. They shout "what are you doing! Don't you realize who you've got back there?"

    Yeah! He replies confidently... I've got Parkinson's! Oh, yes, those are my kids! Very observant!

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    Route 16 Tacoma narrows bridge closed!!! (lemmy.today)
     

    Looks like a suicidal person might have been in crisis and either jumped, shot himself or something. There's multiple police agencies with snipers ready. The bridge is closed and there's a ton of cars diverted to the street exit before the bridge. Some of the people are going back to Kitsap or to the ferrys which basically will take an additional hours. Or you can go to Olympia and go around.

    This is freaking crazy. I didn't even want to drive here and now I'm stuck overnight.

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    The English language is incomplete (lemmy.today)
     

    I'll give you an example:

    In court someone might say that this is "here" say. But they never call something "there" say. It's like the phrase is waiting for a definition. The witness "may" say something or "may" do something. But you know what? You never here them the witness "June" say or "February" do anything at all! The Titanic never called a "September day" and in WW2 there was no special day in October.

    C'mon! There I say, I January some writing tomorrow, but if I may January that, it means a totally different thing.

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    Rayfish, Iroh and Yggdrasil (rayfish.xyz)
     

    Today I fumbled thru the install of Rayfish and Yggdrasil. Both are awesome, but Rayfish was so much easier to install and use.

    Have you tried these yet?

    Here's the Yggdrasil link:

    https://yggdrasil-network.github.io/

    Yggdrasil has Android, Windows, Linux, Apple installers.

    Rayfish only works on desktop right now, but hopefully soon they will be able to get it on Android.

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