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Post text, images, or direct links only (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 years ago by [M] to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Please see the updated sidebar. Do not post external links to websites such as Facebook and Instagram.

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Please post jokes about adult topics to the new Uncle Jokes community (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 years ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by [M] to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Update 2025-9-11: If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they would understand, you should probably post it to the this community: !unclejokes@lemmy.world. Please message me if you think it could be different.

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Did you know NASA sent a rocket into space to say sorry to the aliens... (lemmy.world)
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They called it Apollo G!

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My first job as a detective was figuring out the best container for all my documents (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 19 hours ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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It was a brief case.

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Why do kangaroos make good William Shatner impersonators? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 17 hours ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Because of the long paws

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What do you call fake spaghetti? (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 19 hours ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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An im-pasta

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what does a fish tell you after you eat it? (lemmy.wtf)
submitted 6 hours ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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don't worry, it's all hunkey-nori

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Just don't give it to Mariah Carey for christmas (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 1 day ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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My wife fell off a horse the other day.... (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 day ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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She's in "stable" condition

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Never knew my... (lemmy.world)
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This is wrong on so many levels. (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 days ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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My dad would have bought this. (lemmy.world)
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Who led the Jewish people across a semi-permeable membrane? (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 days ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Os-Moses!

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I heard the police had trouble finding sean (lemmy.ml)
submitted 22 hours ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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He vanished never to be seen again...

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My wife thinks I'm the cheapest man in the world... (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 days ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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I'm not buying it

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I met a drag queen from Manchester (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 2 days ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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They had a Wigan address

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Who am I, Bucky Barnes after falling off a train in the mountains? (lemy.lol)
submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Cause, woah, suddenly I'm rushin.

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Some like dairy milk (lemmy.today)
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I drink oatmilk weekry.

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He will try his best … (lemmy.world)
submitted 4 days ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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What do you call a dinosaur that's read Wuthering Heights? (lemmy.world)
submitted 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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A Bronté-saurus!

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Plagiarism (media.piefed.world)
submitted 5 days ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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How do you tie your shoes in outer space? (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 days ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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With astro-knots!

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Every time I go to the liquor store,a man appears and gives me advice on what to buy..... (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 days ago* by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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I think he's my spirit guide.

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Why does Gannon refuse to go on the internet ? (lemmy.world)
submitted 6 days ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Because it’s full of links !

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Some people drink a martini... (lemmy.today)
submitted 5 days ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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They'll end up hammeredini.

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