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[–] 59 points 1 year ago (2 children)

George W. Bush and Barak Obama's secret love child:

George Takei and Megamind's secret love child:

(George, keep being your awesome self!)

Tony Sirico's secret love child:

Anthony Bourdain's secret brother:

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Holy shit......you know what this means, right? It means Obama and Bush TOTALLY fucked!

    And based on how old he is, it was probably sometime in the 60s.....which I assume would make both Obama and Bush children at the time.....

    ..........ok, I don't like my brain now.

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  • [–] 33 points 1 year ago*

    I was reincarnated in another world as an ojisan summoner.

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  • [–] 33 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I'm not old, I'm "collectible"!

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago

    I'd be thrilled to be considered "middle aged" at 81

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  • [+] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    just watched Mike Myers' "Middle Aged Man" from his snl years, got confused for a little when i read the title

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    [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Now I'm one of the poker mens

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Okay so did they go viral or are they just popular in this one small town? Word mean things

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  • [–] [S] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    Okay so did they go viral or are they just popular in this one small town? Word mean things

    Pedantic is a word.

    Also, your criticism of the author's words would have carried more weight if you had pluralized correctly.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Just u wait till someone pulls out the Satoshi The Forbidden One

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    So wholesome.

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    [–] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

    Wasn't this an actual mechanic in some Yakuza game?

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