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[–] 195 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 child)

Rather than "we're short staffed tonight," maybe try "Hey, want to pick up a shift tonight?" The passive aggressive tone kills me lol

Nothing wrong with asking someone if they want to work, but you've gotta be ok if they say no when they're not scheduled

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  • [–] 100 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (5 children)

    The reason the manager didn’t do that is because this is a screenshot of a fake conversation.

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  • [–] 86 points 3 days ago (3 children)
  • [–] [S] 8 points 3 days ago (5 children)

    Well, its real because I was the manager!

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  • [–] 66 points 3 days ago (3 children)

    At my wife's union job, if they are understaffed, they send a text blast needing more folks.

    And here's where it gets awesome. They bid. Sometimes it's a flat extra $100-500. Other times, it's DOUBLE your hour wage.

    Unions are pretty awesome.

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  • [–] 98 points 3 days ago (6 children)

    You know what's going to be asked next, so here's the response:

    "Sorry homie, I've been drinking"

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  • [–] 52 points 3 days ago (15 children)

    In my restaurant there's a four drink minimum before you can start cooking or serving customers.

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    [–] 58 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

    Youre a manager. manage to get your ass in there

    ✏️ downvoted by a manager apparently

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  • [–] 12 points 3 days ago (2 children)

    lol, who let a manager onto the the fediverse?!

    Gotta get that instance mass-defederated ASAP before we have a problem.

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    [–] 17 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    The proper thought to have when an employer says they're short staffed is "Why didn't you hire enough people?" not "Gee, I should chip in!"

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  • [–] 49 points 3 days ago (2 children)

    At work, I don’t appreciate implications. It leads to mistakes and misunderstandings. Bad for business.

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    [–] 4 points 2 days ago

    I was a retail manager when my mom told me she had cancer I said “I don’t know what to say… except… you’re still coming in tho right “

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  • [–] 29 points 3 days ago (2 children)
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    [–] 10 points 2 days ago

    "Holy cow, well, good thing you're a manager! Manage it."

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  • [–] 23 points 3 days ago (2 children)

    It really bugs me that they spell good luck as a single word.

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    [–] 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

    we're short staffed

    Sucks to be you. (Unless I really like you.)

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    [–] 11 points 3 days ago (1 child)

    Or you could just not reply.

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