Tomorrow's headline: "EvilTechAI™ Has Signed an Agreement To Purchase Huawei's Entire Stock Of Ram For The Next Five Years"

Berenstain Bears my ass. I gotta find my way back to the dimension where that was spelled with an e.

Thankfully emulators are a thing. Just have a handful of backup computers in case one shits the bed.

Yeah but every opinion is unpopular if you limit the survey to a subset of people who don't subscribe to that opinion. Like, what is this community even about at that point?

Unpopular opinion: Cheating on your partner is wrong

"Not unpopular"

"It is apparently unpopular among those who don't value commitment and loyalty in romantic relationships"

Tom Holland's Peter Parker hasn't even scratched the surface of Tobey's "young NYC guy" struggles yet.

Hard to experience young NYC guy struggles when you've spent all your movies being bankrolled by a billionaire and getting a wizard to grant you wishes.

He also for some reason thinks that Xenia is a biblical addition to the film by the director. Not sure how he ended up with that conclusion.

Dear liberals,

You claim that you're not sure how he ended up with that conclusion, yet you're fully aware of what a media illiterate moron he is.

Curious.

But it came with a free frogurt!

And immediately following he'll announce his candidacy to thunderous applause from the cult

Definitely sign off with

"Love,

Me"

Timmy Turner had the right idea. Norm (MacDonald) the Genie kept fucking him over on his wishes so he got an attorney to write up his final wish in the form of an airtight contract.

"Fake news, I've never talked to any of them, this is the first time I've heard of them."

And poof it's all better for him. Tomorrow we're in the next news cycle and everyone is talking about the next fucked up thing.

We've been doing this for a fucking decade now. He's been proven in court to be a rapist and felonious election fraudster and hasn't had any political consequences because of it. If you think doing Andrew Tate a favor is going to cause any real problems for him I've got a bridge to sell you in New York.