▲ 527 ▼ Plot twist: he’s in the White House bathroom (lemmy.world) submitted 3 days ago by cannedtuna@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 18 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 74 points 3 days ago* (1 child) We're making jokes, but is this a kid held in the President's bathroom? permalink fedilink source hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago I think this may be from the Epstein files permalink fedilink source parent
[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago I think this may be from the Epstein files permalink fedilink source parent
[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 29 points 3 days ago (1 child) This is exactly what a genie would do permalink fedilink source hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (2 children) Like all the wishes in Bedazzled. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 11 points 3 days ago Well, she was the devil but I get your point. permalink fedilink source parent [–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 6 points 3 days ago Or wishmaster permalink fedilink source parent
[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (2 children) Like all the wishes in Bedazzled. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 11 points 3 days ago Well, she was the devil but I get your point. permalink fedilink source parent [–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 6 points 3 days ago Or wishmaster permalink fedilink source parent
[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 11 points 3 days ago Well, she was the devil but I get your point. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Blibly@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago (1 child) That's on you for not being clear. Genie shit 101. "Piss on me, genie" permalink fedilink source hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 9 points 3 days ago (1 child) Yeah, can't trust a genie ever, you ask them for a billion euros they just cranks up inflation to infinity. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 days ago (1 child) Timmy Turner had the right idea. Norm (MacDonald) the Genie kept fucking him over on his wishes so he got an attorney to write up his final wish in the form of an airtight contract. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 days ago Genie just ends the worlds. If there's no world, there's no contract. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 9 points 3 days ago (1 child) Yeah, can't trust a genie ever, you ask them for a billion euros they just cranks up inflation to infinity. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 days ago (1 child) Timmy Turner had the right idea. Norm (MacDonald) the Genie kept fucking him over on his wishes so he got an attorney to write up his final wish in the form of an airtight contract. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 days ago Genie just ends the worlds. If there's no world, there's no contract. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 days ago (1 child) Timmy Turner had the right idea. Norm (MacDonald) the Genie kept fucking him over on his wishes so he got an attorney to write up his final wish in the form of an airtight contract. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 days ago Genie just ends the worlds. If there's no world, there's no contract. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 days ago Genie just ends the worlds. If there's no world, there's no contract. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 2 days ago Well you know it's clean at least because Trump shits his pants before ever getting there. permalink fedilink source
[–] MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago* The look of sheer sadness on the guy's face is just the cherry on top of the cake. permalink fedilink source
[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 days ago (1 child) a golden shower? he wants to piss? permalink fedilink source hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago The exact opposite, my friend! He wants to be pissed on. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago The exact opposite, my friend! He wants to be pissed on. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 days ago Imagine him getting all agitated about his dream persons/characters entering his place only to do minor plumbing/decoration and leave. permalink fedilink source
[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago Looks like someone didn’t use a wish audit permalink fedilink source
[–] BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world 1 point 2 days ago* (1 child) It could've been worse. Much worse permalink fedilink source hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 4 points 2 days ago I think, that was the wish permalink fedilink source parent
[–] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 4 points 2 days ago I think, that was the wish permalink fedilink source parent
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