▲ 836 ▼ Skill Issue 😓 (lemmy.dbzer0.com) submitted 3 days ago by diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/memes@sopuli.xyz 97 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] protist@retrofed.com 195 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 child) Rather than "we're short staffed tonight," maybe try "Hey, want to pick up a shift tonight?" The passive aggressive tone kills me lol Nothing wrong with asking someone if they want to work, but you've gotta be ok if they say no when they're not scheduled permalink fedilink source hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ZeroCool@piefed.ca 100 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children) The reason the manager didn’t do that is because this is a screenshot of a fake conversation. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world 87 points 3 days ago (3 children) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 10 points 3 days ago (3 children) Oh no, what happened to Buster? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] xthexder@l.sw0.com 11 points 3 days ago He got blown up a few times, among other things. I don't think the original survived Mythbusters permalink fedilink source parent [–] Bixcut@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago A loose seal permalink fedilink source parent [–] veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago He became a druggie unfortunately permalink fedilink source parent [–] diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com [S] 8 points 3 days ago (4 children) Well, its real because I was the manager! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] porcelainpitcher@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago Dun-dun-duuuuunlunlunlunlun permalink fedilink source parent [–] blackbrook@mander.xyz 7 points 3 days ago (1 child) I don't believe you, why isn't your username 'manager' then? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Untamed_Star@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 days ago alt account. permalink fedilink source parent [–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (stands on table) No, I was the manager. permalink fedilink source parent [–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 child) But then who was phone? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] laurelraven@lemmy.zip 1 point 2 days ago The phone was Albert Einstein permalink fedilink source parent [–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago permalink fedilink source parent [–] Calfpupa@lemmy.ml 21 points 3 days ago I have had similar conversations with managers in the past, this may be staged but it's all too real. permalink fedilink source parent [–] pyre@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 child) i thought that was obvious. I mean the contact name is "manager"... isn't the point that people wish they would respond like this? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] laurelraven@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago (1 child) You've never saved contacts like that? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] pyre@lemmy.world 1 point 2 days ago not for people I know. it's stupid. it's not like "mom". I'm not putting down relationships that can change at any time. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ZeroCool@piefed.ca 100 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children) The reason the manager didn’t do that is because this is a screenshot of a fake conversation. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world 87 points 3 days ago (3 children) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 10 points 3 days ago (3 children) Oh no, what happened to Buster? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] xthexder@l.sw0.com 11 points 3 days ago He got blown up a few times, among other things. I don't think the original survived Mythbusters permalink fedilink source parent [–] Bixcut@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago A loose seal permalink fedilink source parent [–] veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago He became a druggie unfortunately permalink fedilink source parent [–] diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com [S] 8 points 3 days ago (4 children) Well, its real because I was the manager! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] porcelainpitcher@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago Dun-dun-duuuuunlunlunlunlun permalink fedilink source parent [–] blackbrook@mander.xyz 7 points 3 days ago (1 child) I don't believe you, why isn't your username 'manager' then? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Untamed_Star@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 days ago alt account. permalink fedilink source parent [–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (stands on table) No, I was the manager. permalink fedilink source parent [–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 child) But then who was phone? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] laurelraven@lemmy.zip 1 point 2 days ago The phone was Albert Einstein permalink fedilink source parent [–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago permalink fedilink source parent [–] Calfpupa@lemmy.ml 21 points 3 days ago I have had similar conversations with managers in the past, this may be staged but it's all too real. permalink fedilink source parent [–] pyre@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 child) i thought that was obvious. I mean the contact name is "manager"... isn't the point that people wish they would respond like this? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] laurelraven@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago (1 child) You've never saved contacts like that? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] pyre@lemmy.world 1 point 2 days ago not for people I know. it's stupid. it's not like "mom". I'm not putting down relationships that can change at any time. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world 87 points 3 days ago (3 children) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 10 points 3 days ago (3 children) Oh no, what happened to Buster? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] xthexder@l.sw0.com 11 points 3 days ago He got blown up a few times, among other things. I don't think the original survived Mythbusters permalink fedilink source parent [–] Bixcut@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago A loose seal permalink fedilink source parent [–] veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago He became a druggie unfortunately permalink fedilink source parent [–] diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com [S] 8 points 3 days ago (4 children) Well, its real because I was the manager! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] porcelainpitcher@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago Dun-dun-duuuuunlunlunlunlun permalink fedilink source parent [–] blackbrook@mander.xyz 7 points 3 days ago (1 child) I don't believe you, why isn't your username 'manager' then? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Untamed_Star@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 days ago alt account. permalink fedilink source parent [–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (stands on table) No, I was the manager. permalink fedilink source parent [–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 child) But then who was phone? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] laurelraven@lemmy.zip 1 point 2 days ago The phone was Albert Einstein permalink fedilink source parent [–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago permalink fedilink source parent
[–] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 10 points 3 days ago (3 children) Oh no, what happened to Buster? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] xthexder@l.sw0.com 11 points 3 days ago He got blown up a few times, among other things. I don't think the original survived Mythbusters permalink fedilink source parent [–] Bixcut@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago A loose seal permalink fedilink source parent [–] veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago He became a druggie unfortunately permalink fedilink source parent
[–] xthexder@l.sw0.com 11 points 3 days ago He got blown up a few times, among other things. I don't think the original survived Mythbusters permalink fedilink source parent
[–] veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago He became a druggie unfortunately permalink fedilink source parent
[–] diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com [S] 8 points 3 days ago (4 children) Well, its real because I was the manager! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] porcelainpitcher@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago Dun-dun-duuuuunlunlunlunlun permalink fedilink source parent [–] blackbrook@mander.xyz 7 points 3 days ago (1 child) I don't believe you, why isn't your username 'manager' then? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Untamed_Star@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 days ago alt account. permalink fedilink source parent [–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (stands on table) No, I was the manager. permalink fedilink source parent [–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 child) But then who was phone? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] laurelraven@lemmy.zip 1 point 2 days ago The phone was Albert Einstein permalink fedilink source parent
[–] porcelainpitcher@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago Dun-dun-duuuuunlunlunlunlun permalink fedilink source parent
[–] blackbrook@mander.xyz 7 points 3 days ago (1 child) I don't believe you, why isn't your username 'manager' then? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Untamed_Star@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 days ago alt account. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Untamed_Star@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 days ago alt account. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (stands on table) No, I was the manager. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 child) But then who was phone? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] laurelraven@lemmy.zip 1 point 2 days ago The phone was Albert Einstein permalink fedilink source parent
[–] laurelraven@lemmy.zip 1 point 2 days ago The phone was Albert Einstein permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Calfpupa@lemmy.ml 21 points 3 days ago I have had similar conversations with managers in the past, this may be staged but it's all too real. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] pyre@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 child) i thought that was obvious. I mean the contact name is "manager"... isn't the point that people wish they would respond like this? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] laurelraven@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago (1 child) You've never saved contacts like that? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] pyre@lemmy.world 1 point 2 days ago not for people I know. it's stupid. it's not like "mom". I'm not putting down relationships that can change at any time. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] laurelraven@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago (1 child) You've never saved contacts like that? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] pyre@lemmy.world 1 point 2 days ago not for people I know. it's stupid. it's not like "mom". I'm not putting down relationships that can change at any time. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] pyre@lemmy.world 1 point 2 days ago not for people I know. it's stupid. it's not like "mom". I'm not putting down relationships that can change at any time. permalink fedilink source parent