Given the strict choice between Obama and literally anyone running as a Republican, I would choose Obama every single time. No doubt, no hesitation. Every time.

And then when the customer pushed back against his advice, he added rat poison to their order.

Jaws did not skip leg day.

Kryten?

There is a perfect level of stress where you do your best cat food opening.

Meanwhile my cats are all like "OMG someone new to pet me!!! We're going to be best friends! Have you seen my butt yet?"

Nah. The people that are bought them are though.

I think you are reading way more in to their comment than intended.I recommend reevaluating your anger here.

Some of us have no trouble focusing on a movie. Personally, I feel like I tend to focus more than most typical people. I will get super engaged and analyze every detail, much to the annoyance of those around me.

Wrong. My utilization has been under 10% for 20+ years.

Bull shit. I'm 57 and been paying my cards off every month for decades. My score is 800+.

If it continued, the next line would be something like "thanks for helping me bro. I got the screenshot. I'm going to get so many reddit points from this!"