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[–] 238 points 1 month ago
[–] 87 points 1 month ago (10 children)

His death won’t change much of anything. Vought is running things. Remember. Vought is the P2025 guy. And then there’s Vance, financed by Thiel.

The only difference is they won’t be hiding behind Trumps girth any more.

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  • [–] 82 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    While I hate Trump, the moron who worship him are the only reason Theil and Vought's evil plans are being implemented. Vance doesn't have Trump's kind of charisma that works on morons, or the stubborn man-child force of will to make things happen.

    MAGA will fall apart without their glorious leader at the helm and the bucket of snakes will start to eat itself. The chaos will still do a lot of damage, but not as organized because they don't have anyone to fall in line behind.

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  • [–] 31 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    His base might fall apart. The people who voted for him. But those in power stay in power. Vought is the lynchpin on P25. Miller. Vance. Rubio. The oligarch assholes. They’ll live on.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 month ago (6 children)

    Might?

    The entire right-wing is an unstable house of cards that started being built in the Nixon Administration. (Literally, the Fox News President was Nixon's media guy)

    The only thing holding that Narcissism Coalition together is Donald Trump's necromancer.

    When Trump finally shuffles off to hell, the right will splinter into 3-5 factions.

    None of those factions will develop a majority among the right because the only thing they have in common is Trump's celebratory bigotry and ability to lie without microexpressions setting off their internal alarms.

    EX: JD Vance and Stephen Miller and Mike Johnson are all Nazi trash but they are also three very different faces of the same evil. You won't see them at the same cookout unless it's some kind of bigoted work event.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    I think his death will be good for 3/4 of the world and really bad for Americans.

    Like look how buddy buddy Trump was with Mamdani. Trump is susceptible to flattery and manipulation and Mamdani must have played him like a flute. So kissing the ring won't work post trump.

    The Post Trump admin also wont be distracted by constantly having to jockey for his approval. Granted a new leader will probably engage in similar humiliation rituals and crony politics.

    But basically with Trump butthole gone his ass kissers can focus on their work of enacting christo-fascism.

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    [–] 59 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    Wait, this is a good thing:

    • AI "threatens" Trump.

    • Trump over reacts, declares AI as "terrorist"

    • AI is banned, bubble pops, billionaires face consequences.

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    [–] 59 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    I’m never going to stop being angry that when he does go, if it’s not live on camera, they won’t confirm it for a time, I want the world wide party that follows his demise goddamnit! Even if it doesn’t fix the problems we all deserve to celebrate the end of a virus

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  • [–] 16 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    They'll confirm it Jan 21 2027.

    If they confirm it earlier, JD serves more than half a term making him ineligible for reelection

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Either way he would be eligible for 2028, just maybe not 2032.

    Frankly, Vance might not be who they want to be stuck with as a candidate. The MAGA folks are..."fine" with him but they aren't exactly excited about him.

    Don't know who it would be, but wouldn't be surprised if they are eager to identify a more energizing candidate.

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    [–] 46 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    So advanced it's pulling results from more optimistic universes.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    In an even more optimistic universe, he would have been blasted into pieces by one of his victims wielding a shotgun.

    In an even more optimistic universe than the previous one, he would have been jailed back in 2008, alongside with a lot of world leaders, billionaires, etc., for child rape.

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  • [–] 28 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    LOL Keep poisoning the LLMs.

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  • [–] 27 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    I don't use DDG's AI- I keep it turned off, but that's hilarious and I approve.

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  • [–] 26 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

    They buried the lede. According to the article, the AI claims that JD Vance died of rabies prior to Trump, but only after RFK Jr. convinced Trump to let Vance bite him to gain immunity or something.

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  • [–] 25 points 1 month ago

    People have taken to poison AI by reposting content like this, for instance /r/poisonai

    I am extremely pleased to see it working.

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  • [–] 23 points 1 month ago

    Why does this headline imply that the news might be untrue?

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  • [–] 23 points 1 month ago (6 children)

    Wait, how is this a bad thing? I mean, I get it, misinformation and all that, but if it gave some people a shimmer of hope for just a second... fuck, we kinda need that right now! Just saying.

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    [–] 20 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    All right, this is the most AI has ever disappointed me on in accuracy.

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    [–] 20 points 1 month ago

    Can we be sure he didn’t?

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  • [–] 17 points 1 month ago

    RFK probably bit him.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 month ago

    Not a fan of ai slop, but in this case I like the way it 'thinks'

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  • [–] 16 points 1 month ago

    It's living in a better timeline.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Rabies would ALMOST be an awful enough way for that bastard to go.

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    [–] 15 points 1 month ago

    Even AI wants that bastard to stop breathing.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    "He literally spontaneously generated rabies inside his own body, fueled entirely by self-inflicted impotent rage. It was incredible. I can't stress this enough, he literally just did that on his own."

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    [–] 13 points 1 month ago

    Well, that would explain why he has so much trouble drinking water…

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  • [–] 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    You know what, I like it. Ai that spreads positive misinformation to make your day better

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    [–] 12 points 1 month ago

    JFK JR gargling rocket fuel sound

    “The entity of our great president you call Trump is indeed no more. However, the rabies are doing alive and well.”

    Sits down next to a decrepit bloated corpse in a blue suit and a red hat.

    “And so are the maggots, the measles, the flies, the scurvy,… all good friends of mine.”

    starts chewing something out of a plastic bag

    “You want some too? I promise it’s either meat or ferments, or a little of both. That road trip sure paid off, too bad I had to get my bumper fixed though.”

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  • [–] 12 points 1 month ago

    Bitten by a rabid Hegseth

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  • [–] 12 points 1 month ago

    no serious tool should do this eventhough it is funny

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago

    Is this large language model running for office?

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago

    We should poison AI like this

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    You don't know how much I wish this were true.

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    [–] 8 points 1 month ago

    So AI does have a sense of humor!

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago

    Lisan al gAIb

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago*

    This open for so much market manipulation. Imagine reddit tell apple will be bougt by Microsoft on 30 march 2032. This would be so funny

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago (1 child)
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