It's certainly many times better than Discovery.

Spock has to fight a giant spider in the third act

Does that even work? I would have thought CORS would block it...

Where gay banana?

And by common sense, we mean actual things that might improve the lives of the majority, rather than the racist, sexist twaddle that might come out of a drunk trailer dweller, only spoken by a rich white (or in this case, mostly orange) man in a tie.

You're way overblowing the difficulty of the Souls games.

I've beaten most of them, and my reactions are shit. 90% of the difficulty is from not knowing how it differs from other games.

That and some very strange ideas about where the jump button should be.

You often can't do that until you've made a little bit of progress. The real difficulty curve early on is knowing that picking the heavy armour class will make things much harder for yourself, that the real progression is knowledge of enemy attacks and opening shortcuts, and that losing your currency when you don't have enough points to reach the next level isn't really a big deal.

Doesn't the Steam version just give you different graphics?

You just know this is the one car that Elon designed personally, like that episode of the Simpsons where Homer bankrupts his brothers car company, only real life doesn't actually punish idiocy.

They need the list of who's been naughty and who's been nice.

Or is that the other fella?

Amazon is both a subscription and purchasing platform. There's no option to download them, only stream. Purchases are not tied to a subscription.