Ok, but what valuables do I find to steal?

Smash everything and flip the place like the feds.

Plastic bottlenose dolphins.

Sorry to have Ą̷̺̥̝̗̥̙͚̤̘͛̿͋͗̐̐̀̇̏͌̂͒͆͠n̶̢̛͇̰̬̪̥̾́̈́͗́̑͛́̓̎̀́͗̓́̏̈́̀͑͘̚͝n̷̙͙͎̰̲̥̻̞͇̫̬̭͖̯̭͚̯͈̬̗͕͒̌͌̄͒͛͒͛̋͒̈́̐͑͘̕̚̕̕͝ͅơ̷̜̗̗͚͍̖͈̟̼̯̟̠͖͕͔̜̫̥͕̦̞͙̍͛̈́̿͒̀͊̓͌́͆̇̈́͛̕͠͠y̸̨̛̤̺̹̖̼̻̆͋͂́͗̂͌͑̓͐̊̓̈́̃͘͝e̷̪̰̐͛̔́̈́́̌̏̇̽̿͋͂͐̈́̕͝͝͝d̴̛͍͖̯̯̬͎͕̯̦͙̿̉͛̈́͐͜͜ you.

Why are you browsing WTF at work? 🤔

I work with a Furman, like not even a furry. (As far as I know.)

Maybe you could shorten Thurman to Thurry?

Man, how much of a pain must it be to shave around those giant moles every day?

Grandma, I'm just eternally grateful every time you let me finger blast your ostomy port! 😍