JFK JR gargling rocket fuel sound

“The entity of our great president you call Trump is indeed no more. However, the rabies are doing alive and well.”

Sits down next to a decrepit bloated corpse in a blue suit and a red hat.

“And so are the maggots, the measles, the flies, the scurvy,… all good friends of mine.”

starts chewing something out of a plastic bag

“You want some too? I promise it’s either meat or ferments, or a little of both. That road trip sure paid off, too bad I had to get my bumper fixed though.”