Some women are like Faraday cages.

It's dns, it's always dns...

Gotta get a girl who likes 568A and 568B. Maybe a little 568C if she's feeling phreaky.

Signal interference. Get you a girl with 5G.

Yo Mama so big, I lose signal when I'm inside her.

Airplane mode

Plug her into the router?

Sharks chewing on undersea cables?

you are walking up to a RJ45 with a BASET.

When you put your dipole in her faraday cage?

Now they trying to put internet in women too.

Next, they will put ads on them too!

accidentally tugging the Ethernet cable

I generally prefer to tight internet in my woman but you do you, I guess.

Water is a naturally good radiation shield. Humans are 80% water.

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Mostly going through a tunnel.

atoms I think

Feeling like she's cheated on you.

fascist beliefs

Electrolytes

He got bored, he has a dopamine addiction and only new and novel things and people interest him

User error

Is this loss? Well, technically, it is a loss of tightness...

The woman must be carrying jam

If a man is loose, he needs a golden throne and to replenish his electrolytes.

Uhh... I don't know sir.

Water mostly

When the woman is a T-rex. Seriously, I don't fuck them proto-birds. I ain't a weirdo. Please be human