Not the point. Who the fuck is Amy.

Who’s nuts?

Whatever. He released a statement that boils down to he is getting more work done in the hospital than he ever did from the Capital.

/s

Step 1.5. Log into some email service that you only use for the purpose of travel (ie: forward your hotel reservation etc). Put some of your travel photos back on your phone.

That way it looks like you actually used the phone and didn’t wipe it before crossing.

Less sus.

Never use words like “never” and “always” because things are not always that absolute.

Unless you’re talking about death cause that MFr ain’t never waking up.

People like him have multiple accounts.

He ain’t going anyplace. He’ll just use a different account.

Dude that’s never gonna be a thing. Just spell correctly.

Our education system folks.

They recycling that bullshit? They will never grace us with their absence.

Record profits I bet

No, so you can stop acting like yours is any better and that you’re doing anything at all to fix it.