Is there an advantage for the Shrew to do this? Does the plant grow on the side of the Shrew interstate?
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Where do these grow? Why are insects scarce? Is it cold?
Scat plants. Thank god we can't hear them speak. Who knows what they have to say.
Probably something like
"Ski-bi-dibby-dib yo-da-dub-dub, yo-da-dub-dub Ski-bi-dibby-dib yo-da-dub-dub, yo-da-dub-dub"
Or maybe
"Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop-bop-bodda-bope Bop-ba-bodda-bope Be-bop-ba-bodda-bope, bop-ba-bodda Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop-ba-bodda-bope Bop-ba-bodda-bope Be-bop-ba-bodda-bope, bop-ba-bodda-bope"
"Everybody's saying that the Scatplant stutters
But doesn't ever stutter when he sings
But what you don't know, I'm gonna tell you right now
That the stutter and the scat is the same thing, yo
I'm the Scatplant"
I am a shrew
I see a leaf
With yummy nectar for a feast
I lick the glue
But I feel funny
I've got a rumbly in my tummy
Good, it's true
It has a hole
Wide like shrew-shaped toilet bowl
And so I poo
I feel no sorrow
I'll come and lick this plant tomorrow
Not always

literally these guys from the All Tommorows book

Imagine if we could grow toilets?
I pick shrew 2
Bono was briefly into these.
That's right, U2 grew a shrew loo.
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