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[–] 111 points 6 months ago (5 children)

Is there an advantage for the Shrew to do this? Does the plant grow on the side of the Shrew interstate?

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  • [–] 92 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    The shrew gets to lap up some sweet nectar, which is also a laxative.

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  • [–] 70 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Seems unhygienic to be lapping up toilet nectar

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  • [–] 69 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    You've never seen those urinals that have complementary delicious cake?

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  • [–] 21 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Wait until you find out where vegetables get their nutrients from.

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  • [–] 81 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    It grows next to shrew bars and microbreweries

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  • [–] 52 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Where do these grow? Why are insects scarce? Is it cold?

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  • [–] 36 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    Scat plants. Thank god we can't hear them speak. Who knows what they have to say.

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  • [–] 50 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Probably something like

    "Ski-bi-dibby-dib yo-da-dub-dub, yo-da-dub-dub Ski-bi-dibby-dib yo-da-dub-dub, yo-da-dub-dub"

    Or maybe

    "Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop-bop-bodda-bope Bop-ba-bodda-bope Be-bop-ba-bodda-bope, bop-ba-bodda Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop-ba-bodda-bope Bop-ba-bodda-bope Be-bop-ba-bodda-bope, bop-ba-bodda-bope"

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  • [–] 24 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    I am a shrew
    I see a leaf
    With yummy nectar for a feast
    I lick the glue
    But I feel funny
    I've got a rumbly in my tummy
    Good, it's true
    It has a hole
    Wide like shrew-shaped toilet bowl
    And so I poo
    I feel no sorrow
    I'll come and lick this plant tomorrow

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  • [–] 13 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    literally these guys from the All Tommorows book

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  • [–] 13 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Imagine if we could grow toilets?

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Bono was briefly into these.

    That's right, U2 grew a shrew loo.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    What a way to make a living!

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    Ribbed for their pleasure

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