Are you waiting to receive my limp penis?

Seventyseconth is a perfectly cromulent number.

One scratches at the door, wanting out. The other scratches back, wanting in.

"Look... me and the McDonald's people got this little misunderstanding. See, they're McDonald's... I'm McDowell's. They got the Golden Arches, mine is the Golden Arcs. They got the Big Mac, I got the Big Mick. We both got two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions, but their buns have sesame seeds. My buns have no seeds."

But the shareholders?! The profits?! Who will benefit, other than the people?!

The closest example seems to be Nathaniel Banks, in 1855. He was in the Know-Nothing party, which was a smaller third party of the time.

The worst person you know just made a good point.

Sir David is still alive, and may he live another 100 years.

The implication being that Ellison thinks he is God.

So it seems that this was taken in Dublin, New Hampshire, and the pictured kitten might be named Sackcloth or it might be one of two that he named Ashes.

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/mark-twain-liked-cats-better-people-180965265/

Exactly. Why are they even sharing toothpaste? In this economy?

Sucking on it never sat right with me, Cougs.