Birds write songs? I always thought that they just scream "I want sex! Who wants sex? Sex, sex, sex!"

Nine Inch Nails - Closer

Hoobastank - Inside of You

Blood Hound Gang - The Bad Touch

Blood Hound Gang - The Ballad of Chasey Lain

Jimmi Hendrix - Crosstown Traffic

...off the top of my head

Fun Fact: Jimi Hendrix - Fire is, contrary to popular belief, not about this topic. The lyrics are quite literal in nature, telling the story about how he was visiting his band mate's mothers house on new years eve and he was cold as fuck. The "Move over, rover, let Jimi take over"-line is because there was a German Sheperd in front if the fireplace.

Broke : Creating music to get laid
Woke : Creating ambient music for your next BDSM session with your sex partner

Well...

If I were a bird, would I be eating all of these worms?

Bird's don't sing like Ian Gillan.

Edit: By the way, I was late into my thirties before I realized that the Deep Purple song "Knocking at Your Back Door" was about buttsecks.

So wait, are you disparaging humans, praising humans, disparaging birds, or praising birds?

The real reason you kept singing outside of chorus and why you learned how to play the guitar in high school.

I also make a kick-ass nest out of twigs and leaves and such

.. and frogs

This is a genuine "mind blown" moment for me. I will now need some time to process this.

Thanks green Daria!