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[–] 153 points 11 months ago (7 children)

My dumbass thought it was a slipper at first.

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  • [–] 14 points 11 months ago

    I thought it was this:

    Put your right foot in, take your right foot out. Put your right foot in, and you shake it all about. Do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around, that’s what it’s all about

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    [–] 118 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Huh? I just see a bunch of blue arrows on a blank yellowish square.

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  • [–] 106 points 11 months ago* (6 children)

    Step 1: inspect

    Step 2: push hood up

    Step 3: rotate clitoris counterclockwise 360 degrees

    Step 4: spin clitoris around central axis left and right.

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    [–] 105 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    my dumbass trying to figure out why you'd want to rotate your house slippers:

    (this is why I'm single isn't it)

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    [–] 76 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    I spent way to much time thinking that was a pink slipper. The first two made sense but then I was lost.

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  • [–] 76 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (6 children)

    All of this is useless if you don't exite her nuber one organ for sex, ger brain. You get muuuch more if you find what's the mood she like what is the scene she wants. This is an extra in comparison.

    Look guys all I'm saying is useful to know how to get girls horny but better is ahow go get your girl horny.

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    [–] 68 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    I saw loss before I saw anything else, I seriously need to touch grass

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  • [–] 50 points 11 months ago (7 children)

    Better yet, ask them what feels good, and establish communication of pleasure. Your partner, regardless of genitals, will have a better time, and so will you!

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    [+] 45 points 11 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (8 children)
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    [–] 41 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    What a strange diagram of some slippers.

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    [–] 37 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    But not too much. It can get overstimulated if you lift the hood and lick directly. When in doubt, you can hand her the reigns so she can find the sweet spot. For example, if you apply a wide and flat tongue and reduce movement, she can work her hips until she finds the angles she needs.

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  • [–] 36 points 11 months ago* (2 children)

    I was once with a girl who wanted me to literally bite hers as hard as I could. 😵‍💫

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  • [–] 25 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    The human jaw is easily able to bite through soft flesh, so I hope you didn't...

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  • [–] 30 points 11 months ago (8 children)

    She still does not like it.

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    [–] 23 points 11 months ago

    Took me a minute to figure out what this was. If I ever hook up with a man that has one, I'll put this info to good use.

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  • [–] 20 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    I kind of made a dumb image in my head that isn't physically possible but the motion indicators in the image made me imagine a guy with his dong already in and he's somehow spinning while connected. It's funnier in my head, I promise.

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    [–] 15 points 11 months ago (1 child)
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