For the Americans: never trust how you feel about your life past 30°F

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Starting a Lob, looking to get some lobsters to join. DM if serious about joining

Lesbian foxes 🔥🔥🔥

I keep the left one for cigarettes, that way I only get cancer in one of them

English Miku would pull a knife mid-game

As someone who watched a bit of it, just stop after season 3. It had so much potential then it all got wasted, although i never watched beyond season 6 or so, so maybe it gets better

He's got enough holes for everyone

The only time I ever blacked out, I woke up with no idea where my keys or phone were. My keys were behind my bed, but my phone took a couple days to show up, and had some fun selfies from the people who found it

40 in earth years or space years? How long is a year where she's from?

Fishnets are hot

Unicorns are majestic, graceful, extravagant, magical, and beautiful. But they are not smart