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[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago (1 child)

Though it was going to be a detachable penis song reference. It was close.

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[–] Evil_Incarnate@sopuli.xyz 1 point 6 days ago

I'd have bought the broken toaster oven.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 6 days ago (1 child)

It's only when you get in the bathroom to take a leak that you realize you don't have your penis.

even though it's a pain in the ass, I'm glad I have a detachable penis.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

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[+] shuffle3765@sh.itjust.works -14 points 6 days ago (1 child)

wallet

Found the boomer

[–] sanitation@lemmy.today [S] 15 points 6 days ago (3 children)

bro im never adding credit cards or passports to google

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[–] Flatfire@lemmy.ca 14 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Also where are you supposed to keep your ID, cash, health card, etc? Wallets are for more than just payment.

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[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 child)

at home.

then when the bouncer asks for your ID you call them a boomer and throw a fit.

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[–] shuffle3765@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

I'm beyond the age of going places that bouncers will ask for my ID, but I have on many occasions gotten away with showing a photo of my passport on my phone when I needed ID at e.g. the post office to collect a package

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[–] shuffle3765@sh.itjust.works 1 point 5 days ago*

Who the fuck uses cash lol. I do keep a 20 inside my phone case for emergencies though.

I have a mini card holder that sticks to the back of my phone case (MagSafe) if I'm going somewhere I'll need health care card. Such occasions are extremely rare though, it's just doctor or dental visits

Also if I'm driving somewhere then you gotta bring the car papers with you so my license just lives in the same case as them.

Passport also has its own case/bag if I need to bring it with me for something

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[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 1 point 6 days ago

just hand your phone to the cops bro.

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[–] shuffle3765@sh.itjust.works 1 point 5 days ago

You keep your passport in your wallet??

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[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 1 point 5 days ago* (1 child)

Fucking thank you, I feel like I'm the insane one when I see people doing all that NFC Tap to pay shit

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[–] protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 days ago (1 child)

I hate that most NFC payments don't require on device confirmation, other than that they are actually quite secure, early credit cards, the swipe ones had 0 security

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[–] shuffle3765@sh.itjust.works 1 point 5 days ago

Yeah much more secure than using a real credit card that's for sure!