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[–] 175 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Customer: I didn't like the taste of this cake.

Management response: Dear customer, thank you for taking the time to try our cake. This is a cake, which is sweet and tasty by definition. We made the cake so customers can enjoy the cake and taste the typical cake ingredients which taste sweet and tasty. The cake experience as we created should appeal to everyone because cake is tasty.

Customer: Wtf, it tastes like wet socks!

Management: Cake

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  • [–] 78 points 2 years ago

    Customer: Hey there, customer outreach person; how does it feel to repeat yourself over and over again?

    Management response: As a large-language model, I am unable to experience feelings the way humans do. Moreover…

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  • [–] 22 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    You're enjoying the cake wrong, it's supposed to taste like shit

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child)

    It's the most* realist immersive cake you'll ever find.

    16x the detail.

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