They seem content to repackage Switch 1 games as Switch 2 ones and act like they're new, just like they did with Wii U ports to the Switch.

Right, I just don't think the Switch.2 will be where they launch it. While I'm not one of those guys who says the Switch is a minor iteration, I do say it's a necessary iteration but still just a Switch. It's just the 2025 Switch. Bigger, more powerful, mouse mode, higher resolution, some nice stuff to have... but it's still a Switch.

Thinking about Animal Crossing releases, did the 3DS XL or New 3DS get a new Animal Crossing? Pretty sure it was just New Leaf, and Welcome Amiibo was sold on the eShop. Did the DS Lite or DSi get a new Animal Crossing, or was it just always Wild World (or City Folk, the other being NGC or Wii)?

I don't doubt they're working on a new Animal Crossing, but I don't think it will be on the Switch.

It might also matter if you could get something closer to Animal Crossing on computers or rival consoles. Similar games exist but they aren't that similar. I think Stardew Valley is the main one, but the recent Disney game would be a contender, too. And the Hello Kitty one. But Nintendo knows they don't have any competition in the space.

If a selling point was drastically redesigned UX I might give it a go. I hate how much the menus force you to wait in the game. Going to islands is a pain. That dumbass bird's dialogue takes FOREVER. Letting multiple people join your island at once would be nice too. The method to buy items and clothes is so slow. Let me buy that shit more quickly. Let me craft shit more quickly. Little things like that are the worst.

Also, having more things to do in multiplayer would be good. Like some mini games or something. You can sort of make your own but it's so minor. Running around pitfalls can only be so fun.

Another killer feature would be letting us make outdoor buildings, but I doubt they'd do something that involved.

Ironically, the best parts of the Animal Crossing 3.0 update are free. The hotel, which is based on the Happy Home Paradise DLC (which is $25), is free. The bonus features are mostly free. The ones locked behind the $5 Switch 2 Edition upgrade mostly require Switch 2 hardware, like mouse control, higher resolution, and the party/multiplayer bonuses. And being able to call villagers by name. I though the Switch 1 had a mic, too, but I'm not sure. Maybe it does and that feature will be available on both Switches, but the video made it seem like it would just be for the Switch 2.

No, but Tom Nook doesn't run the store anymore, his nephews do. Tom Nook is offering two home storage upgrades, I think 7500 items, and 9000 items. (Yes, it should have been 9,001 for the meme.) They aren't saying, but the last couple storage upgrades came with perks of some kind. A new recipe unlocked. One was the storage shed, which lets you access your home storage anywhere on the island (hint: keep one in inventory, plop it down wherever, it's a Bag of Holding, essentially). Though I think that was the first storage upgrade.

But yes, the store, Nook's Cranny, should get an upgrade. So should the tailor's, though I'd argue it is upgraded. There should be a base model that only sells the clothes on display. And, once you've received all of Sable's gifts (the patterns, from talking to her and getting past her mean streak), that should unlock the tailor's shop as we know it now, with the fitting room and the online component.

That's how I'd upgrade Nook's Cranny, actually. A way to buy all the variations (or at least unlock them in catalogue) of an item, or buy more stuff that they don't show on the floor.

Right, but why buy a handheld console to play it docked when you could just buy a more powerful console? The handheld aspect is the entire selling point, at least for me. The Nintendo exclusives will still be there when the OLED version is released, and they'll be cheaper by then, too.