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[–] 86 points 2 years ago (1 child)
  • [–] 77 points 2 years ago

    Imagine being thirsty for a gorilla.

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  • [–] 76 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    "We have to stop this behavior!"

    Politely puts up a sign

    It works

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago

    dicks out for Harambetits out for Shabani

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child)

    That's what happens when you go full yankee

    Double-nuked then groomed into some weird mix of insane but obedient by daddy Joe.

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago

    Notice me, gorilla-senpai!

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago

    Ngl, I'm at half chub for the dude

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    This reminds me of the horror story of the monkey prostitute.

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  • [–] 27 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

    First of all, it was an orangutan, which is not a monkey.

    Second, it wasn't a prostitute, as the orangutan wasn't paid.

    Third, I had no idea, as the orangutan was shaved, and they turned the lights off before I got into the bed.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    1: Apes are cladistically monkeys these days. https://paoloviscardi.com/2011/04/21/apes-are-monkeys-deal-with-it/

    2: I think most people would consider a sex slave a prostitute even if their slave holder doesn't let them keep the money but maybe that's a fair distinction if you just consider it all rape as a result of the lack of consent.

    3: Understandable, but why'd you keep going back?

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I wonder if gorillas know their name based off interactions with trainers or if the yelling was bothering all the gorillas.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    These are the girls who chose the bear.

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    [–] 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Japan is weird.

    I really want to go and get involved, and I don't mean not in those weird videos or game shows you see on the internet.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    I finally understand why a japanese vtuber that I follow says she loves gorillas when referring to strong dudes.

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