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Move over Harambe (mander.xyz)
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[–] 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

This reminds me of the horror story of the monkey prostitute.

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  • [–] 27 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

    First of all, it was an orangutan, which is not a monkey.

    Second, it wasn't a prostitute, as the orangutan wasn't paid.

    Third, I had no idea, as the orangutan was shaved, and they turned the lights off before I got into the bed.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    1: Apes are cladistically monkeys these days. https://paoloviscardi.com/2011/04/21/apes-are-monkeys-deal-with-it/

    2: I think most people would consider a sex slave a prostitute even if their slave holder doesn't let them keep the money but maybe that's a fair distinction if you just consider it all rape as a result of the lack of consent.

    3: Understandable, but why'd you keep going back?

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