But that’s not important right now. Don’t call me Shirley.

No, they surely referred to "college campus" with their comment!
A college campus traditionally refers to the land and buildings of a college or university. This will often include libraries, lecture halls, student centers and, for residential universities, residence halls and dining halls.

The people I know who say Bradford pears smell awful say they smell like piss, not cum.

All of the people I know who say Bradford smell like piss also have the cilantro tastes like soap gene so I always wonder if the two are related or just a coincidence in the small sample size.

I like cilantro and think Bradford pears have a strong smell like many plants do, but it doesn't remind me of anything in particular.

Well, the pollen does grow an enormous (relatively) schlong to deliver its sperm into the stamen...

Fucking hate trees of heaven, they should be called Trees from Hell. Invasive little shits grow everywhere

That's a different tree, we have (because we plant it) the Callery pear which smells like sperm and a bloody nose combined, they chose it because of the root size and height and I guess they also couldn't smell.

Hm? Can't confirm. My parents have a huge one, doesn't smell.