"And he blew into it with his helmet on"

How is that weird? If one of the weapons you have requires blowing into it you make it work with your helmet on.
It's just so fucking dumb to think that doesn't make sense. It's like calling out a chef for having a knife to cut things with.

It's a pretty common dream, I think we'd all like to be able to do it. I'd suck the fuck out of my dick if I could.

Never been in the "we" category here, it's just so obvious that ruins of any kind and even just old-ish (like within 200 years) buildings rarely look like they were supposed to. It's disturbing and sad that most people can't seem to realise that by themselves.

I've put the brakes on one night stands a couple of times when daddy or the equivalent in my language (pappa in Swedish) was said.
I can't even stand it in porn, it's just fucked up IMO. I can be close to climax and if it's said I'll be as soft as an almost rotten level overripe banana in seconds.

A tip for a good snack for dogs is tofu (just normal tofu without any spices or fried etc.). It's good for their heart and kidneys and it contains isoflavones which lowers cholesterol.
They also like it from my own experience and what I've read from others online.
Just don't make it their main diet, obviously.

How is a snickers bar the example of chocolate you chose? It's like what, 10% chocolate at most? And milk chocolate at that.
No matter, it's not exaggerated because it's never been "if your dog has anything with cocoa in it it'll die immediately!!". Chocolate isn't good for them so just don't ever give it to them or leave some in a place they can get to.

The disturbing thing is that a LOT of people are like this. The older I get and the more I see of humanity the more it becomes clear most don't mentally age past early teens and many who have big parts of them that don't age past toddler behaviour.

I didn't read this post as some hint at a collaboration at all, just cool to see cool people meet.

A bit more grey hair but he looks just the same otherwise IMO. Though I mostly know him from his pretty recent career of horror movies, have seen some of the Key and Peele skits but that was years after they made them. Excited to see what comes next from him!

ITT: I learn that a disturbing amount of people can't even boil pasta correctly.
What the fuck is wrong with people? It's the most basic shit, I don't understand how anyone could fail to do it wrong.

I've forgotten to salt the water and added salt at the table and it's nit even close to the same. It just tastes bad, which has been agreed on by family and friends who did the same. I think your tastebuds might be broken.

Rolled back and forth. And some have a bit too tight foreskin so going all the way can hurt. I used to have that, it actually ripped one time when I was new to sex (with another person) and got a bit too excited. At first it didn't hurt as much as I would have guessed but even getting a half mast before it healed stung like crazy, so did peeing. And being young with a girlfriend, we lost our virginity to eachother, made it real hard to not pop boners at least a few times a day, and she kept trying to do things. Took longer to heal because of that.