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[–] 74 points 2 years ago (3 children)

We had to wear one of these while I was a package handler for FedEx. It was tied into a scanner unit attached to your finger, scan packages as you load.

You'd think you'd get used to it, but it always felt like I had a tumor strapped to my arm while trying to sling things around.

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  • [–] 30 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I also was a package handler for fedex those arm computers made your arm so hot and sweaty while in a 110F+ trailer

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  • [–] 25 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Can you tell me more about your sweaty package handling?

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Yes I can “SatansMaggotyCumFart”

    Our building had bay doors lined up on one side of the building, it was the off season so we would only use the first quarter of bay doors. At the end of line of garage doors we would use the last 1-3 bays as a sort of “overflow” (I was only there for a few months so I didn’t fully know what they were for.)

    We would call it the “abyss” because no one went back there, and there were a few lights out so it was kinda dark. I mostly worked there, when it was a heavy day and the belts were pretty full they would send all packages to the abyss and we would get so back up with packages it worked jam halfway up the shoot to the trailer. So we would have to get a ladder and a stick to fix the jam.

    We would sometimes solve the jamming issue by spraying lube on the shoots to help them slide better. It would make the shoots very slick if you tried to walk on them. Also we had fans blowing air into the trailer and if it was a very hot day they would just blew already hot air into a hotter trailer.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I had a joke about you and the Platinum Chip, but I lost it at that funny description. I bet in Fallout world many people have disproportional arm muscles due to swinging around pre-war Pip Boys on their hands.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    I enjoyed it for some reason. I think I just preferred scanning and labeling over being in the truck unloading. And it felt like a Pip Boy. But that's another thing, if you were loading vs. unloading that might be different. I wouldn't want to lift anything with that on

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Loading was my usual, and our hub sucked. Fuck tons of goddamn fruit in wax, and then would come the big packages about right as I was loading on my own, so now I had that thing strapped to me, trying to work around the belt with a damned TV to scan.

    Smalls was my dream. Lightweight, wrapping took no time, steady pace but never overwhelming. Night just flew by, chatting about bullshit. Jumped at the chance any time they needed a body.

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  • [–] 40 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    It’s that thing Turanga Leela wears!

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  • [–] [S] 23 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    I was curious if Leela's thing had a name, and according to the wiki it's apparently called a Wrist Lojak-a-mater..

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I don't think "wrist LoJak-a-mater" was meant to be the name of the device, I think it's just the name of the device's tracking feature and the author of the fandom page is jumping to conclusions.

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  • [–] 35 points 2 years ago (1 child)
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    I remember using something like this - they can hook up to a barcode scanner you wear on your finger

    You had to strap them really tight on your arm, if you didn't the weight of the device would make it rotate around and have the screen point away from you

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  • [–] 25 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    FedEx package warehouse used theses when I worked there.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    They weren't these exact models when I was there in 2013-2014, but they're definitely similar. The finger scanner thing was so cool; I was always playing with it when there weren't any packages coming down the conveyor.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    FedEx used their own custom version that booted directly into the proprietary scanner system. The new version uses Android (probably 10 or lower) and does the exact same thing. Also, the scanner attachment is now Bluetooth, which only seems like an upgrade until you give it more than one second of thought and realize how easy they are to lose.

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    [–] 24 points 2 years ago

    There's a lot of wearable/durable tech made for warehouse workers. I wish I had the money to buy all the awesome things I find. They're still semi usable with new software. A lot run on the "mobile" windows architecture which takes Unix/Linux naively.

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  • [+] 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child)
  • [–] 25 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    It's industrial equipment, and industry is not really known for frequently upgrading. Floppy disks are still a thing.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago

    2006 to 2013 felt longer with those, since you could slow down time on demand.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Reading all the comments reminiscing about using these as if they are now a relic of a bygone era. We errr.. Still use them to this day, I don't believe the company has any plans to upgrade in the near future either.

    We also still use dot-matrix printers. They're still being manufactured to this day and the new ones even come with ethernet ports! (As opposed to serial, which again we still have some)

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Can you imagine how much of a dork you’d look wearing this thing?

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  • [–] 28 points 2 years ago (1 child)
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    Strap this bad boy on, head on out to the singles' bar.

    ...do singles' bars even exist anymore? Am I showing my age? Aw hell... they were old news even in my bachelor days.

    How about swingers' clubs?
    Strap this bad boy on, sashay - or strut - on out to your friendly local neighborhood swingers' club.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Does it run embedded windows? I could have a field day with this.

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    [–] 12 points 2 years ago

    We used to use these where I work. They look cool, but they run Windows Mobile and don't have a touch screen so they actually were very cumbersome to use. Luckily we only had to use them to scan barcodes and that app automatically loaded on boot, unless they fucked up. Rock solid, but also made me hate every moment I had to use them, especially when the scanner attachment wouldn't register.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago

    its a goddamned pipboy.

    Hope it doesnt come complete with skeletal remains.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    Doesn't look older than it is honestly. If you showed me this and asked me how old it is I'd have guessed early aughties

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    This is equipment for a shipping service or store. They use chunky devices like these to this day.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    I saw a video from Voidstar Labs on YouTube where Zach Freedman made a wearable thing like this that also had modular attachments that could be added, like a flash light or IR blaster. Shit was rad.

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