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[–] 13 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Can you imagine how much of a dork you’d look wearing this thing?

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    You're not alone! Surely with modern tech one could make a thinner, lighter version. But retaining the keypad and large screen.

    (And yet I refuse to own a smartwatch hmmm)

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago*

    Strap this bad boy on, head on out to the singles' bar.

    ...do singles' bars even exist anymore? Am I showing my age? Aw hell... they were old news even in my bachelor days.

    How about swingers' clubs?
    Strap this bad boy on, sashay - or strut - on out to your friendly local neighborhood swingers' club.

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