Me too. :(

Then you'll be in a good place. With many long-term support releases, you only need to upgrade every 4-5 years and it's often a relatively painless process.
Also companies like Red Hat offer some enterprise services to individuals (i.e. not for business purposes) and you might get the extended support, which can be up to twelve years in some circumstances.

1. Because coming out as trans can be a very long arduous emotional journey
2. Because it's also teasing Team Cherry (and by extension her) for taking so long to make Silksong
   Plus hints of feeling seen, catharsis, existential exhaustion...

Also, notably but perhaps not obviously, stable releases still get security patches, just not feature changes.
Don't think you don't need updates when updates means five different things.

Me too!

Aw, I didn't make it. I'm not trying hard enough.

For extra context, the tears reaction meme was posted by Jasmine Vine, who is the lead programmer at Team Cherry

The white gundam begs us again not to bring it back again... again.

Do you remember the characters in GQuuuuuuX trying to figure out how to pronounce GQuuuuuuX?

backs away slowly

No. I deliberately spread false information for the purpose of humor.
He hurt it moving furniture in a previous job where he moved furniture.

Dang it, you beat me to it