OP, your bad photoshop has a million times more heart and soul than any AI image.

those who fear sex toys get neither the sex nor the toy

Wtf did we evolve opposable thumbs for if not for tool use

A man beingg afraid of a vibe is also a HUGE red flag

People who grew up on Nintendo, and specifically Mario Party in the early days, definitely have a particular set of skills though.

Bad photoshop my ass, that's some fine photoshop work!

I must agree though, I'd rather see some bad photoshop memes than AI slop.

I am man, and man evolved to use tools.

early on when i gave her one for xmas she was shocked (sheltered upbringing). to this day it by far the xmas gift she uses the most

Ladies, is it off-putting if you take home a random guy and he brings his own vibrator?

"I know what you're thinking. 'Did he get me to fire six nuts or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a magic wand vibrator, the most powerful in the world and would blow your clit clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel horny?' Well, do ya, punk?"

Seeing people call every edited thing 'AI' even when it's not actually made with AI reminds me of how people used to call every edited thing 'photoshopped'

This is not the kind of thing people say "on main", but I gotta say, holding your partner in your arms from behind while using this? Such an intimate experience.

This calls for the nuclear option.

This works. It's like watching an exorcism. I don't have a lot of achievements in my life, but this was a proud moment.

Having used many toys the Hitachi Wand style is probably the worst. More likely to burn a clit off than give the desired result.

I don't doubt someone has already said this, but it bears repeating

It isn't a competition. It's different pleasures in different ways

Apparently if you press it against the base of your dick, which won't make you cum btw, it'll turn your dick into a meat vibrator with great effect.

I love a man who brings toys 😋

Dude, a girl that likes a vibe? That's HAWT.

You rang?

Toys are fun don't get me wrong but you can absolutely compete with them if you really develop your oral skills

The honourable way to edit images.