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[–] endless_nameless@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (2 children) Toys are fun don't get me wrong but you can absolutely compete with them if you really develop your oral skills permalink fedilink source hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Olap@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 child) Nah, you can't. Sex and the City did a whole episode on how good the rabbit was. And things have only gotten more creative since. Clit blaster 3000 isn't sci-fi these days permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] endless_nameless@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (3 children) Sex isn't just about raw physical stimulation. It's also an emotional experience, and I would argue it's primarily an emotional experience. I'm telling you, I can provide a better full-spectrum sexual experience than any machine. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 months ago (1 child) I can provide a better full-spectrum sexual experience than any machine. The John Henry of oral. The question is do you want to go out the way he did? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] 5ibelius9insterberg@feddit.org 1 point 2 months ago* I guess there are worse ways to go out. ʅ ( ․ ⤙ ․) ʃ permalink fedilink source parent [–] skyline2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 months ago Didn't you just say its emotional? Then its subjective, and not totally within your control... there is no objective truth to "I am better than a vibrator", its only your ability to match the preference of your partner. permalink fedilink source parent [–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago Maybe for you. Your experience with sex is truly just your own experience. People who aren't you experience the world and it's sensations radically differently. permalink fedilink source parent [–] AbsolutelyClawless@piefed.social 6 points 2 months ago (2 children) No, thanks, I'll pass. I hate tongue anywhere near my clit. Different strokes for different folks ;P permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] cmbabul@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 months ago Hello my polar opposite as someone who primarily gets off from giving cunnilingus permalink fedilink source parent [–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago Yeah, I'm conflicted about oral. It can be a lot of fun at first, but at a certain point it just gets.... too wet. Uncomfortably wet. Need-to-sit-on-a-towel-now wet. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Olap@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 child) Nah, you can't. Sex and the City did a whole episode on how good the rabbit was. And things have only gotten more creative since. Clit blaster 3000 isn't sci-fi these days permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] endless_nameless@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (3 children) Sex isn't just about raw physical stimulation. It's also an emotional experience, and I would argue it's primarily an emotional experience. I'm telling you, I can provide a better full-spectrum sexual experience than any machine. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 months ago (1 child) I can provide a better full-spectrum sexual experience than any machine. The John Henry of oral. The question is do you want to go out the way he did? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] 5ibelius9insterberg@feddit.org 1 point 2 months ago* I guess there are worse ways to go out. ʅ ( ․ ⤙ ․) ʃ permalink fedilink source parent [–] skyline2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 months ago Didn't you just say its emotional? Then its subjective, and not totally within your control... there is no objective truth to "I am better than a vibrator", its only your ability to match the preference of your partner. permalink fedilink source parent [–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago Maybe for you. Your experience with sex is truly just your own experience. People who aren't you experience the world and it's sensations radically differently. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] endless_nameless@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (3 children) Sex isn't just about raw physical stimulation. It's also an emotional experience, and I would argue it's primarily an emotional experience. I'm telling you, I can provide a better full-spectrum sexual experience than any machine. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 months ago (1 child) I can provide a better full-spectrum sexual experience than any machine. The John Henry of oral. The question is do you want to go out the way he did? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] 5ibelius9insterberg@feddit.org 1 point 2 months ago* I guess there are worse ways to go out. ʅ ( ․ ⤙ ․) ʃ permalink fedilink source parent [–] skyline2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 months ago Didn't you just say its emotional? Then its subjective, and not totally within your control... there is no objective truth to "I am better than a vibrator", its only your ability to match the preference of your partner. permalink fedilink source parent [–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago Maybe for you. Your experience with sex is truly just your own experience. People who aren't you experience the world and it's sensations radically differently. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 months ago (1 child) I can provide a better full-spectrum sexual experience than any machine. The John Henry of oral. The question is do you want to go out the way he did? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] 5ibelius9insterberg@feddit.org 1 point 2 months ago* I guess there are worse ways to go out. ʅ ( ․ ⤙ ․) ʃ permalink fedilink source parent
[–] 5ibelius9insterberg@feddit.org 1 point 2 months ago* I guess there are worse ways to go out. ʅ ( ․ ⤙ ․) ʃ permalink fedilink source parent
[–] skyline2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 months ago Didn't you just say its emotional? Then its subjective, and not totally within your control... there is no objective truth to "I am better than a vibrator", its only your ability to match the preference of your partner. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago Maybe for you. Your experience with sex is truly just your own experience. People who aren't you experience the world and it's sensations radically differently. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] AbsolutelyClawless@piefed.social 6 points 2 months ago (2 children) No, thanks, I'll pass. I hate tongue anywhere near my clit. Different strokes for different folks ;P permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] cmbabul@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 months ago Hello my polar opposite as someone who primarily gets off from giving cunnilingus permalink fedilink source parent [–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago Yeah, I'm conflicted about oral. It can be a lot of fun at first, but at a certain point it just gets.... too wet. Uncomfortably wet. Need-to-sit-on-a-towel-now wet. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] cmbabul@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 months ago Hello my polar opposite as someone who primarily gets off from giving cunnilingus permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago Yeah, I'm conflicted about oral. It can be a lot of fun at first, but at a certain point it just gets.... too wet. Uncomfortably wet. Need-to-sit-on-a-towel-now wet. permalink fedilink source parent