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[–] 63 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Follow-on showerthought: you can only really fail a test that is designed to determine if you need glasses by cheating on said test.

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  • [–] 18 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    That feeling when you accidentally memorize the eye chart and then are uncertain about whether you are seeing the letter clearly or just seeing what you expect to see.

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  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago

    Was about to comment this. You can't really fail an eye test, the desired result of the test is to determine how good your eyesight is, so the only way to fail it is is incomplete or incorrect data.

    It's not like a maths test where the desired result is, say, 80% or higher.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Last time i went to the eye doctor, the nurse told me "thats incorrect, try again" as if my eyes could magically focus on the letters.

    Who "tries again" on an eye test? The letters are blurry or they're not. Its not a multiple answer quiz

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  • [–] 36 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Glasses are seen as a sign of intelligence because intelligence correlates with having a good education - and (especially historically) so does being able to afford glasses.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

    I'm pretty sure in a few cases at least it's because academics don't consider eye health and stare at things way to close for way too long for days, weeks, months on end which damages their vision

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  • [–] -1 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    I mean most countries have insurance and eyeglasses are free.

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  • [–] 13 points 3 months ago* (7 children)

    I sometimes looked myself in the mirror... like I got so used to seeing my reflection in glasses, that if I ever like go without glasses... say if I get lasik, then I'd look so weird...

    I literally had this thought earlier today... like... do people who get lasik still wear fake glasses so they look good aesthetically speaking? Or as you said, "to look smart"?

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago* (1 child)

    It's one of those things that's too subjective and heavily depends on a person.

    I know a person who got lasik just because she hated glasses. I, myself completely avoided wearing glasses as long as possible and still do if not necessary aka i don't need to see clearly further than a meter. But at the same time i go around wearing sunglasses almost every time I'm out and it's just daytime.

    I know people who wear fake glasses just because they like how it makes them look.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    But at the same time i go around wearing sunglasses almost every time I'm out and it's just daytime.

    Same. They could be called dayglasses, as far as i am concerned

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    I've worn glasses since age 21. I had a roommate for a while who didn't wear glasses, but decided he wanted them to hide a scar on his eyebrow that he got in a motorcycle accident. So, he got a pair with clear lenses. People wear fake glasses for reasons other than correcting their vision.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    I'm 60. When Lasik first became available I considered getting it. But, I thought it's new, and no one knows what will happen to the eyes of people who have it twenty years from now. So, I didn't get it.

    I'm glad I didn't get it, because a few years later, my glasses, which were not specifically safety glasses, nonetheless saved my eye from a piece of flying metal. Since then, I always get the polycarbonate lenses, and I'm happy to wear glasses. My prescription isn't especially strong, though--I don't wear coke bottle glasses.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    Friend of mine got lasik. She said she liked the aesthetic of glasses though and was going to get clear pairs to wear occasionally.

    But she never did.

    She missed glasses before she got rid of them. But not after.

    If that makes any sense.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    Well, for my own anecdotal evidence: My Rx is strong enough that my glasses pull my eyes inward a bit, and when I wear contacts, my main complaint is that my eyes look a bit too far apart. So in that case getting lasik and wearing glasses without an Rx would probably still result in that still being the case.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago*

    I think people decide they don't want to look smart a lot of the time when they get lasik. They just want to look "normal intelligence" and "hotter"

    Does looking smart even help in a lot of things? well, job interviews I suppose. The main way to look smart is to sit up straight, dress formally and be polite

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago

    Cheating on a vision test to not get glasses when you clearly need them is like the ultimate dumb thing to do.

    Hence, glasses are a proof you are not totally a dumb fuck.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

    I once asked my optician about this whole numbers game, as I have a great memory for numbers and after finishing the left eye, they take the same fucking numbers for the right eye. She told me they only use it for verification, the actual measurement of your eyes is done with that device you need to look into before. But yeah, the number game is still useless most of the time...

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    It used to be assumed that one got glasses from reading too much, which most people believed caused nearvision.

    So wearing glasses was usually the sign of someone who "read" a lot. Or so the common wisdom at the time went.

    Which is why they got teased for being "nerds" or "bookworms".

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    Your sentence consists of three parts, and all of them are wrong.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    Also porn artists and sex trade workers wear them for eye protection.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    I know plenty of dumb people that wear glasses. Trump voters even.

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  • Maybe it's actually a pass on the vision test. The better your vision the worse the score, and the very best get to buy the biggest and thickest glasses as an honorary prize.

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  • [–] 0 points 3 months ago

    Its kinda funny because someone recently posted a thing about kids being outside but it was a study looking for commonalities and I kinda wonder if kids who are indoors more are more likely to be voracious readers. I kinda think looking at anything close for like over 50% of your waking time might be the real factor.

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