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[–] 201 points 4 months ago (5 children)

HTML: hatemail

HTTP: hat-top

MSDN: Mastodon

SSH: shhhhh

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  • [–] 50 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    Anybody else ever use HoTMetaL to make a website?

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    [–] 99 points 4 months ago (15 children)
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    I feel like this one is relatively uncontroversial

    URL pronounced as "earl" however? I'll spend all of my remaining energy in life ensuring the person saying it is stapled to the bottom of the Mariana trench with rebar

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    [–] 82 points 4 months ago* (8 children)

    SQL is pronounced 'Sequel' because it was originaly SEQUEL.

    SQL was initially developed at IBM by Donald D. Chamberlin and Raymond F. Boyce after learning about the relational model from Edgar F. Codd[12] in the early 1970s.[13] This version, initially called SEQUEL (Structured English Query Language), was designed to manipulate and retrieve data stored in IBM's original quasirelational database management system, System R, which a group at IBM San Jose Research Laboratory had developed during the 1970s.[13]

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SQL

    It then later evolved, and changed from being an acronym into an initialism, kind of, sort of, mostly for people who are unaware of the etymology.

    'Sequel' is quite literally the tradtional way to pronounce it.

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  • [–] 11 points 4 months ago* (1 child)

    That would explain why it's only American to I've ever heard referred to it like that. Every European developer I've ever heard referred to it as always called it SQL as would I.

    Other DNS is definitely Dennis from now on.

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    I too am going to call DNS 'Dennis' from now on, lol.

    Yeah I've had some discussions over time with the whole SQL vs Sequel thing, and what I realized was that...

    Well basically, I learned 'Sequel' from a bunch of old timers in the Seattle area.

    The kind of people who had been writing COBOL since they got back from Vietnam, people who'd actually worked at IBM, still acted like Microsoft was an 'upstart', people who'd just offhand tell me about the one time they got 'deployed' to Saudi Arabia to flash a compromised BIOS onto hardware destined to be used in Saddam's air defense network, prior to the Gulf War.

    So, they actually literally were there back when SEQUEL was invented.

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    [–] 68 points 4 months ago (1 child)
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    [–] 46 points 4 months ago (7 children)

    It’s not sequel. It’s squirrel.

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    [–] 44 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    The original product was called SEQUEL. Structured English QUEry Language. They got sued over the name by a company named Sequel, so changed it to SQL but kept calling it sequel, as do we all.

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  • [–] 38 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    I had a coworker pronounce URL as Earl.

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    [–] 23 points 4 months ago*

    Don't you mean, DEE-niss? 8====D <------ There. It's right there.

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    [–] 20 points 4 months ago (6 children)

    How do you pronounce PDF file?

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    [–] 16 points 4 months ago

    I like to pronounce them like squeal and dunes.

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  • [–] 14 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Bro I heard someone pronounce it squeal before 🫠

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    [–] 13 points 4 months ago (6 children)

    And if they wanted Qt pronounced any way beside "cutie," they shouldn't have spelled it "cutie."

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    [–] 13 points 4 months ago* (2 children)

    CDN: Codein
    DHCP: Dickhead Chilli Peppers

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    [–] 12 points 4 months ago

    Oh, don't be DeNSe, it's pronounced SQueaL 🐷

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago

    It’s always Dennis

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago

    I didn't need to know this.
    Ffs.

    And it's exactly what a name server deserves.

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    [–] 8 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    I will always judge people who say "sequel"

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  • [–] 12 points 4 months ago

    I self-taught SQL on the job and was denied a promotion because I said S-Q-L instead of Sequel. The supervisor that was interviewing me for the job ended the interview early because of it. This was almost 10 years ago now and I'm still salty about it.

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago

    I have always called SQL, S Q L.

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