Skill. Then you can reply to any database problems your coworkers bring up with "sounds like a skill issue to me".

Confusing because there is a DB client called SQuirreL.

But also relevant xkcd: https://xkcd.com/1989/

Still wrong. Squeal.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SQRL

We pronounce it ancient.

Squl

sometimes its fun to stress wrong letters, like throwing out “ess-Kwall” or “seh-Kwall”