There’s no reason in these days of automated systems why they can’t send out a “thanks, but not this time” email, text or whatever.

Black holes are now the second densest things we know of.

This is not wholesome. The cat only did this because it claims to be hungry.

Requirements unclear.

So water cremation but with added vegetables?

Or a tomato ketchup dispenser, with foot pedal operation.

It’s missing a hole.

Unless of course those signs were put up after, for that very reason.

I thought tips were supposed to go directly to the employees, and that they all got put into a jar and distributed at the end of the shift.

If it’s via a terminal, what guarantee have I got that it’s not going straight into the employers bank account and that staff will actually get it?

Even in the circumstances, having a bread course first is the right thing to do.

9-5? Get you, you bloody part timer!