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I‘m looking forward to next year when AAA studios will continue to disappoint even harder while indie games flourish and gain market share. Maybe the AI bubble pops too. One can only hope.
Don't forget AA, doing pretty good too.
Then the AAA studios will use some of their Saudi cash to buy out the most prominent indie developers, only to slowly strangle their products
Saudi Arabia:

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There AAA games.
Then there’s one AAAA game.
Next must be the AAAAA game they’re working on. It’s an extraction shooter.
The only possible explanation is that they didn't use enough AI.
I remember when Ubisoft was a logo I liked seeing on my gaming screen.
Now it just looks like a flushing toilet.
I can never unsee that now.
That logo quit being worthwhile seeing 15 years ago.
Ubisoft is a textbook example of what happens when you pin your companies revenue on a small handful of IPs and milk them to the absolute fucking limit. I like assassins creed, but I’ve played enough of them for the rest of my life. Make something new my dudes.
Ubisoft better get comfortable with not owning their own company.
You cheer this on, but what are the odds that saudi arabia buys them up?
How many things do you want owned by the worst country bar none for human rights? (yes I am aware the US is racing to catch up, but is nowhere near as bad per capita).
I don’t think video game companies should have gotten this big and/or complex…..
Professional (as in they earn money, not skill level) Xers fuck everything up. (here, X is an arbitrary verb or a brand name)
My anecdotes: Youtube was good before professional youtubers became a thing (systemic problem, people are not the issue but the environment which breeds them), now it's attention economy and or one topic discussed for 50 minutes (a video explaining the same topic with the same intensity from 10 years ago is 2 minutes long)
Gamers were problematic but harmless, professional gamers caused betting pandemic (sponsored content).
Streamers were funny, professional streamers are sexy/deadly-sells-to-children.
I liked it when people were sharing stuff online because they were bored, and not because they were hungry.
I'm noticing it happens with all companies.
They start out small and can't afford to pay businesspeople to figure out how to fuck over their customers as hard as possible.
Then, after the company is successful thanks to the hard work of the workers, the business-school people start applying in droves to make sure every company operates like gas stations across the street from each other.
It results in companies making decisions like having higher budgets for advertising than what they spend on actually making a product, because the data says it will make them more money and stupid customers keep reinforcing it.
Nothing will meaningfully improve until our culture stops valuing people based on their wealth. I have no hope for that to happen in my lifetime.
The only games in my Steam library that I can't play are Ubisoft.
Fuk Ubi. Forever. I would be happy if they went under.
This exactly what happens when you rely on rhetoric, instead of you know, making games that people like.
Either way, he recommended that everyone "freak the fuck out for the next few days and speculate as much as possible until they announce something,"
Advice after my own heart. Freaking out and speculating are always the best move.
What did they screw up recently?
The most recent release is probably Anno 117 which came out yesterday. While decently looking it's lacking features of the previous title (like coop mode and mod browser) with the promise they will be added later and is priced at around 60€ or 90€ if you want to gamble on the quality of the promised to be released DLC. They also relied on AI generated images in some of the assets used in the game instead of paying their artists. Optimisation for the game seems to be ok, but not great but it might be too early to judge that fully yet.
That seems like way too recent to have any impact, though. It wouldn't even have made it into their report data
The Ubisoft trading community are coping to justify holding on to their tanking investments. It's a gambler doubling down on losing.
Christ, how the mighty Ubisoft has fallen. They will go the way of EA and become a spyware company for the decadent Arab royals. I'm just crying that Ubisoft made some of my favourite games growing up and look what they have done to my boy-- a rotting zombie 🥲
It's disappointing. I've been going through some of their older catalog recently and it just has a lot more passion behind it i feel.
AC Shadows felt like when i write an essay, where i get really motivated at the start, completely drop off and try to stuff the middle with as much as possible to reach the page count, then get motivated again at the end just to finish the conclusion. They always had their bugs, but lately it's felt soulless.
This is good news for everyone who is not an ubisoft shareholder
This is what happens when you abandon Splinter Cell.
All you had to do was make good and fun games. How do you fuck THAT up???? Especially when you were already doing it.
And not to mention...
"Hey guys, what can we make that people really want?"
"I hear people all the time over the last decade asking for a new Splinter Cell game."
"Yeah, ok, Brad. We'll call that plan B... Every year with this asshole. Does anyone have any REAL ideas???"
Because fuck gamers, right, Ubi? Expedition 33 showed the world what current games makers can do when pricks in suits arent around to muddy the waters. The quicker UBI folds, and all that talent leaves to make something that they actually want to make the better.
They are also hellbent on infecting everything they touch with Denuvo malware. I haven’t bought anything of theirs in years for that reason alone.
I have a lifetime boycott of all things Ubisoft for this very reason. I bought game after game after game from the late 90's until early 2000's. 100% of them were legal purchases and with the CD in the drive... "please insert CD " error
Then I became the lead developer for gameloft.com and saw how completely incompetent the French leadership of the company is. Absolute morons to the highest levels.
Never another penny shall be conveyed to Ubi from my holdings.
edit: You wanna know what I'm talking about? Ok. They import the director from France. He does not speak English, he does not speak Quebecois, which is very different than Parisian French. He has no knowledge of the games industry whatsoever, but is a cherished family friend. He cannot communicate with anybody in written or verbal ways. He shows up for work at 10am and takes 2 hour coffee with other "leadership" and then lunch. Then he comes back from a 2 hour lunch, and him and come C-Level turnip laugh at his Billy Bass for 30 minutes. I am not making any of this up. This man installs a friend he met into the position of Executive Producer. The man's previous experience was managing an Esso gas station. No embellishment. So I'm the Sr dev and I'm the fucking acting director, account manager, game designer, executive producer, producer, technical producer, project manager, director of production, developer, creative director, QA lead, every god damned thing just to get some corny-ass games produced.
edit2: Laughing at a Billy Bass. A Billy. Bass. Singing. Fish. Laughing at it uproariously.
Man, they have had some really good IP over the years and somehow managed to ruin all of it.
That's what you get when you don't want to pay people for their work and try to keep teams together. The newbies aren't going to care about the rich history of the games they're banging out code for at 3 AM on a Saturday.
I've never heard of this happening before? I'm sure it has, but first time for me.
Same. Companies can just halt trading of their stock?
Yeah, it happens to prevent a mass sell-off because of speculation.
Even if the news is positive, postponing is enough to make people speculate, so it's a valid reason to halt trading.
Although I doubt it's gonna be positive news for shareholders.
Most likely they fucked up their report and they're using the rules of the exchange to suspend trading until they fix the mistake. But Ubisoft has been running on fumes for some time now, shitting out the same 3 or 4 games over and over again so I doubt their financials are that great.
Yikes bikes. Obviously the writing has been on the wall for a minute. But I didn't realize it would happen in one minute.

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