Isn’t the reason that plants invented caffeine in the first place was precisely to ward off pests, particularly arthropods? And it’s just cool as shit that it does other effects to mammals other than killing us?

Don’t you dare try to take away my coffee.

For more information on the crack spider's bitch....

Today I learned caffeine has a similar effect on spiders to what alcohol has on humans. That spider is drunk.

Isn't this spider thing fake?

wait, was I just bullshited?

Are the other ones also not true? And I was so invested!

But complex analysis is surprisingly tame, at least any differentiable functions are locally infinite polynomials. Real analysis, on the other hand.. shudders

What about 8 glasses of water, eggs, milk, fruits, yogurt, vegetables and nuts?

I drink this shit for breakfast, noobs

Okay so I know I'm not a spider but like, where do I sign up for these trials?

I never considered that nasa might fund other forms of research besides just space. Or where they going to test LSD + no gravity next

I bet speed spider made like 3 of those and moved on to a new project that it didn't finish

Complex analysis