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[–] 147 points 1 year ago

Fuck off you demented old fool.

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  • [–] 126 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    We like our women with bodily autonomy and with the right to choose.

    We like our right to protest without the fear of being jailed and deported.

    We like our heads of state to be respectful and respected on the world stage.

    We like our right to privacy without surveillance, and our civil servants free from Krasnov’s oligarchs.

    Most importantly, we like our beer to be unshittified!

    Sincerely,

    The Canadians who haven't already fallen victim to your propaganda.

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    [–] 107 points 1 year ago* (11 children)

    No one wants to be america. People want to be human beings that are able live as human beings. People don't want to be pawns to a machine that sucks humanity and souls from living bodies.

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    [–] 101 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    80-year-old angsty teen... how can anyone take this man child seriously?

    We don't want to be the 51st state. The idea repulses us, actually.

    Elbows up, guys!

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    [–] 89 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    ADDITIONAL 25% Tariff, to 50%, on all STEEL and ALUMINUM COMING INTO THE UNITED STATES FROM CANADA,

    My company:

    Has two shops 1 in Canada and 1 in the US; US shop now solely handles all American related jobs while Canada handles any job globally, besides the US.

    Real smart play here ol trump

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    [–] 83 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    So we charged them 25% more for our electricity and his response is to charge his own citizens 25% more??

    Wow

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  • [–] 44 points 1 year ago* (3 children)

    Russia's objective isn't tariffs -- it's to splinter/decouple international coordination and cooperation amongst western nations.

    So, yeah. The faster Trump can accelerate that, the happier his boss'll be.

    Like the buy[local] type campaigns are most likely getting a bit of a bump from Russian propaganda agents -- even if they are 'real' sentiments to some extent too.

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    [–] 82 points 1 year ago* (12 children)

    I will shortly be declaring a National Emergency on Electricity within the threatened area. This will allow the U.S to quickly do what has to be done to alleviate this abusive threat from Canada.

    This shit is ominous. This demon is ready to invade and take control of the Québec-Windsor corridor.

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  • [–] 27 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    I think Ontario has already paused the Export tax unfortunately. But I would absolutely call his bluff. An attack on Canada would mean a full-blown article 5 crisis before Trump has all of the cards that he wants. While he might be that stupid. Others in his administration aren't.

    Just in case, a good show from Carney would be to deploy the military to the area because of an increased threat of terrorism.

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    [+] 71 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)
  • [–] 50 points 1 year ago (29 children)

    He's gonna fucking invade, isn't he?

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  • [–] 26 points 1 year ago* (9 children)

    The USA needs congressional approval to officially go to war against another sovereign nation. Like with Afghanistan or Iraq. BUT Republicans control the house and Senate, and sure if they're that fucking delusional they could vote for it. But with that being said, it would 100% rip America apart and they fucking deserve it. Not only would we not put up with that shit and I would gladly shoot any foreign soldier on our land, it would mean the Russians getting exactly what they wanted.

    Americans reading this, GET YOUR FUCKING SHIT TOGETHER or you or your friends are going to start fucking dying on our fucking land for no other reason than a fat orange fucks vanity. You will be ostracized by the developed world and I for one will never fucking forgive you.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

    The National Post is a US billionaire owned right wing propaganda rag that most Canadians wouldn't wipe their ass with. If they're saying this it's a warning that should be heeded.

    https://nationalpost.com/news/canada/braid-invading-canada-would-spark-guerrilla-fight-lasting-decades-expert-says

    We are a large, rugged country with huge areas to hide in full of large rugged people with guns.

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    [–] 46 points 1 year ago

    Fuck you Trump

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  • [–] 42 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    The only people it makes sense to, for Canada becoming a US state, is the people in the USA.

    We have land and resources they need, that we are happy to sell them, year over year.

    Also, just to mention, the dairy thing? Yeah, that's on dairy products beyond a certain cap. It's there to encourage the use of Canadian dairy, instead of relying on foreign dairy.... You know, so our dairy farmers don't go broke.

    Looking at the records, that import limit has been hit...... Carry the one....... Yeah, exactly zero times.

    🖕

    Sincerely,

    • Canada
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  • [–] 39 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Trump became President and I decided to start the process to get guns.

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    Saw this years ago and honestly couldn't be more fitting today.

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  • [–] 33 points 1 year ago

    I’ll cherish Trump when he’s 6 feet underground eating dirt for eternity + a day.

    Hopefully this afternoon.

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  • [–] 29 points 1 year ago

    Bring it the fuck on yam tits. Lets fucking go. Send in your cultist freaks I can't wait to blow some yank limbs off.

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  • [–] 29 points 1 year ago

    The only thing that makes sense is for Trump and Musk to take a rocket car to Mars.

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  • Narcissistic abuser tactics, as usual. "I'll be so good to you, babe, the beatings tariffs will stop if you become my wife 51st state."

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  • [–] 28 points 1 year ago

    I like to keep my pension and EI benefits thank you very much.

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  • [–] 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Honestly, Canada should shut down their border to the US period… I wish this could happen, but I feel it is unrealistic.

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    [–] 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    This broadcasts his insecurities about being clueless how the economy or anything works, and has surrounded himself with yes men idiots that can't even bail him out of this hole he dug himself. A big tell is he is so pissed he is giving them over 4 wks to lift their electricity premium.

    As an American I say Canada should just go the "we don't bargain with terrorists" approach and just cut the electric today. Call the bully's bluff.

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    I recently met two Albertans out here in South Korea at a bar. They were on the other side of the bar from me, and when they walked past, I greeted them as an Ontarian and offered to shake their hands. They both declined the handshake and proudly announced, "We're not on the same team."

    That was a few weeks ago. I'm still disturbed by it. I knew Albertans had a reputation because of the politicking there. But I hadn't realized it would be so blatant. That same night, two South Africans happily asked me my thoughts on Trump, and I was perhaps too honest in my first statement, and they grew upset with me and insisted he was good for Canadians and South Africans, both.

    I left the bar not long after. Haven't seen those four come back, so there is a bright side to the story, at least.

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    [–] 26 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Canada will be waiting for you fuckers!

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    [–] 26 points 1 year ago

    When is this fat fuck gonna get it through his head that we will never be a part of the US, and there's nothing he can do about it?

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)

    What are the protocols/powers involved in declaring something a national emergency? Like what decision power does the president gain in that scenario?

    EDIT: This site seems to cover a lot of the benefits gained and what protections are in place to limit overreach, but given the current state of affairs I can’t imagine why Congress would reign in the abuse.

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    [–] 22 points 1 year ago

    I've never been so viscerally irritated in my life. ELBOWS UP

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Trump is desperate to be a part of Canada, huh?

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago

    Someone else said musk is prob forcing him to do it because he want to be the next president. Since he has canadian nationality he'll be able to gun for president.

    Kinda crazy guess, but they are crazy so 🤷‍♂️

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