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[–] 155 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Did anybody see what happened to the spider experiments box over near the airlock? I could have sworn that was where I left it.

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  • [–] 42 points 2 years ago (8 children)

    They went down to the planet and enslaved the ants that live there.

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Now, a study of orb spiders (Trichonephila clavipes) in space has revealed that these smart arachnids can orientate themselves with light when there is no gravity to tell them which way is 'up'.

    So you're telling me they are already adapted to space, a place where they wouldn't be size-constrained by gravity...

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    [–] 67 points 2 years ago (1 child)
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    [–] 42 points 2 years ago

    That's what the spiders want you to think

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  • [–] 40 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I must be weird cause spiders are bros. I always help em out and move em elsewhere whilst telling em to keep on killing the enemy bugs.

    Spiders are awesome especially the jumping varietals.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago

    Spiders are usually Bros, but sometimes they're assholes.

    Had one in the bathroom, whilst I was showering. What did he do with all the hot steamy air? Why, crawl towards it of course. Never mind the frequent misteps that threatened to drop him on the floor because, oh I dont know, the ceiling is wet - no - crawling precariously to the danger is the most reasonable response...

    Later that day, I'm just chilling on the toilet with my phone, and he wants to drop by to say hello. How does he do it? Hang down slowly and land in front of me? Lower himself onto the toilet cistern so as not to disturb me?

    Hell no! Fucker decides to lower himself next to my ear and tickle it, so that I immediately respond with a hand slap that sends him into pieces.

    I miss him in a weird way, but he was a real asshole.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I'm from Australia.

    Some spiders are absolutely bros.

    Others seem to exist only to fuck you up.

    Once you know the difference you're fine, but I don't blanket assume that every spider I find is a friend.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Your continent is the perpetual exception to the rule. Least in north America there aren’t a ton of spiders that pose a huge threat past this 8 legged trauma people have. Most of our spiders are lil jumpy boys. And web ones but they are pretty obvious. The ones I’m not overly keen on are the daddy long legs. Legs for days but they just seem like sea spiders on land.

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  • [–] 27 points 2 years ago

    "I have had it with these motherfing snakes spiders on this motherfing plane spacestation!"

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  • [–] 24 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (5 children)

    Giant alien spiders are no joke!

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    [–] 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I think I know a really funny prank we can pull with the next supplies shipment to the space station lol.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Four spiders, numbered 1, 2, 3, and 5. Large enough to be legible of course.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I'm not entirely sure I'm comfortable with having spiders large enough to write on. I know they exist but now that I've thought about it I don't like it.

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Couldn’t a spider hitch a ride on something brought into the rocket?

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago

    But thed did have an escape in 2008, I think they stole a tool bag (one went missing, so it must have been the spiders) Escaped spiders

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago

    No spiders in space yet!

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    [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    Portia didn’t like that

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I mean, just a short time ago, there were no humans in space. Maybe the spiders have their own space travel now.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    but what if they're were, adam sandler would like a word

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    [–] 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    That is until you learn that space spiders are invisible

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    [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    I for one welcome our new lint overlords.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I think maybe a spider wrote this.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    Imagine infestation with 🛏️bugs.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    No spiders yet.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    In space no one knows when you actually are a spider.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    Somebody need to put spiders in space already...

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