Controversial take: it doesn't matter in the slightest.

Less quick and dirty is double it, take off 10% and add 32. So both temperatures are exactly 50°F and 86°F

No, that's a cat. Easy mistake to make.

Well they don't have kidneys for a start...

No way he's flexible enough

It'd be a lot less than that if two breasts are 1000 terabytes

By having your CEO come out as a fascist, pissing off the demographic that tends to buy EVs and also stagnating while allowing your competitors to catch up.

Well also the fact that Alumina is generally fungible so using Irish Alumina for global commercial markets frees up other sources to be used for military purposes...

Could be that some of the irrational Musk fanboys have moved their money over to Spacex? Could also be a complete coincidence though given past Tesla price movements.

Something something sowed the wind, something something reap the whirlwind.

There's always the less innocent:

There once was a man from Madras,
Whose bollocks were made out of brass,
In inclement weather,
He'd rub them together,
And lightning came out of his ass.